Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Actually, I Have More to Say About This David Hernandez Thing

frenchie.jpg So I wrote yesterday about how American Idol contestant David Hernandez used to dance fully nude at gay strip clubs. And I also wrote about how the American Idol producers were all like, "Yeah, that's okay with us, it was just his job, no biggie." And at first I was all like, "Yeah, that's all good. I don't think it's a big deal either." And then I'm driving to my friend's house to play Guitar Hero (that's my new obsession) and I'm just in my car, drinking my Red Bull, enjoying my life, a...

Ally Hilfiger Can Count, As Long as You Start at 8 and End at 8

Ally Hilfiger Polaroid, Pictures, Photos I love me some Ally Hilfiger. I know she's like a Z-list celebrity, but, come on, people, I also know you watched Rich Girls and loved it despite yourselves. When she's not busy being a reality TV star, or producing documentaries or fashion shows or vomit, Ally Hilfiger is painting. And, on Tuesday night, she debuted her latest set of paintings, titled "Series of Eights." Get it? Because they all have the number eight in them. And also because they look like an eight-year-old pai...

Paris Hilton Takes Her Clothes Off for 944 Magazine

Paris Hilton on the Cover of 944 Magazine, Pictures, Photos Here's our gal Paris, getting all half-naked for 944, while pointing out all the respectable things she does with her life. "It makes me angry because people don't know the real me," she says. "Yes, I do get paid to go to parties. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something. I work with so many organizations, especially Childrens Hospital in Los Angeles and the Make-A-Wish Foundation." Yeah, Paris, when you go to parties, you're always promoting something: yourself. Did I ever tell you guys about when I u...

The Rest of the Lohans Are Coming to TV

dina_ali.jpg Oh, God, they're actually doing this. E! is set to begin filming on Living Lohan, a reality series which will follow Mother of the Year Dina Lohan and daughter Ali as Ali tries to follow in Lindsay Lohan's footsteps. Because, you know, who wouldn't want a life like Lindsay Lohan? Doesn't she just seem so happy all the time? Yes, I'd want to do whatever it takes to get to the point where I'm back on cocaine after my third stint in rehab. Guide me, Dina Lohan. Help me to live a life as joyous ...

Eva Longoria Wants Hillary for President

Eva Longoria at Hillary Clinton Town Hall Meeting in Texas, Pictures, Photos Celebs are coming out en masse to make it clear that Barack Obama is not the only Hollywood candidate. Eva Longoria spoke on Monday at a Town Hall meeting in Texas to support Hillary Clinton. “As a native of Texas, I know our state and our nation face big challenges ahead of us,” she said. “Hillary has proven she has the strength and experience to deliver the change we need.” The Texas primary is taking place today. I tried really hard (well, for at least fi...

Who’s Coming with Me to Dick’s Cabaret?

David Hernandez Being a Male Gay Stripper at Burn and Dick’s Cabaret, Pictures, Photos Those of you who don't read this blog regularly may not be aware that I am currently residing in Scottsdale, Arizona, where I have been taken to my parents' house for safekeeping. I lived in the Phoenix area for the first 20 years of my life, and I had NO IDEA that they had male strip clubs here. But they do! And David Hernandez, of American Idol fame, used to work at one. Well, several. A former boss confirmed that the singer, who sailed through voting last week thanks to a rav...

So Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia Are House-Hunting

hayden_milo2.jpg Oh, I'm so obsessed with Heroes. As I've reported on here before, lately my day consists of sleeping, eating, blogging and watching the Heroes DVDs. I have one more left before I'm through the first season. And I didn't understand why people thought Milo Ventimiglia was hot until I started watching those DVDs. Man oh man, is he a sexy bitch. Anyway, he currently belongs to one Hayden Panettiere, who is, according to InTouch magazine, looking to get her own place to shack up with her Pet...