Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Another Blind Item

This one even I can't figure out, so I'm looking forward to your guesses:
Which hit show that has everyone guessing about its closeted male star also has a female co-star who plays for the home team?
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Joe Francis Is Going to Be in Jail FOREEEEEEEEEVER!!!

joe_francis1.jpg Oh, happy day! Girls Gone Wild founder/rapist Joe Francis has lost his bid to be released from a Nevada jail without fear of being extradited to Florida. Joe's in jail in Nevada for tax evasion. He's wanted in Florida on charges related to filming underage girls on spring break, naked. On Wednesday, U.S. District Judge Brian Sandoval denied arguments by Francis' lawyers that would have freed Francis, but kept Florida prosecutors from jailing him. Oh, Joe. Every day you're in jail...

Michelle Williams “Didn’t Know Where to Go” After Heath Break-Up

michelle_williams.jpg In an interview with Elle magazine just days before her former fiance's death, Michelle Williams spoke about how she struggled through her break-up with Heath Ledger. "I didn't know where to go," she said. "I couldn't imagine any place in the world that was gonna feel good to me." She continues: “I'm always aware of the whole. I have that feeling inside, like when something really tickles or delights me—it's not singular. I recognize all the awful things in the world, and...

Cynthia Nixon Still In Love with World’s Ugliest Woman

cynthia_gf1.jpg If Aishwarya Rai is the World's Most Beautiful Woman, I'd like to put Christine Marinoni in the running for the World's Ugliest. She's also Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend. And Cynthia isn't, like, the most beautiful person on the planet, but she's a cutie, and every time I see a pic of her with this chick I cringe a little bit. But, whatever, she's happy. Says Cynthia to OK! magazine: "I'm in a fantastic relationship. We shop and cook and raise children...We both pitch in ... I'm in love with her because she'...

Jenna Jameson Might Survive

Jenna Jameson at Premiere of Never Back Down, Pictures, Photos Jenna showed up with Tito to the premiere of Never Back Down, and I'm not going to go so far as to say she looks healthy, but she certainly looks healthier. She looks like she's gained a few pounds. Not, like, in a she's-getting-fat-way, just in she's-15-pounds-away-from-being-able-to-menstruate-again sort of way. She looks okay here. I want you to be okay, Jenna. I don't know exactly what you've been going through this past year, but from the looks of some of your pictures, it's been rough....

Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant and Acting

jls_preggers1.jpg The 16-year-old celeb sib will appear on the pilot of Miss Guided, a new series for ABC. The series stars Judy Greer -- you know, that blonde chick with the skinny nose who always plays the principal character's best friend? -- as "a formerly awkward high school student who returns to her alma mater all grown up — and as a guidance counselor." Ashton Kutcher is the executive producer on the series, and he'll apparently also appear in the pilot. The episode was taped in October. JLS an...

I Have an Embarrassing Admission to Make

Miley Cyrus in Purple Dress and Cowboy Boots, Pictures, Photos Okay. So I'm driving in my car the other day, listening to the radio, and this song comes on that I've never heard before. I love it instantly. I'm like, "This is such a cool song, I have to figure out who did it so I can get the album." And then I hear the following lyric: "My best friend Leslie says 'Oh, she's just being Miley.'" And I'm like, "Oh, shit. I am totally rocking out to a Miley Cyrus song." Whatever. Emotionally, I'm still 11 years old anyway. I just have a big vocabulary; i...

Eva Mendes: Sober and Shopping

eva_shopping.jpg Here's newly rehabbed and, coincidentally, newly A-list celeb Eva Mendes doing some shopping at Calvin Klein. I think it's funny, because the public never really knew Eva had a drinking or drug problem, because she wasn't a big enough star for the press to be dogging her every drunken exploit, a la Lohan or Kiki Drunkst. But now that's she's actually been in rehab, you better believe the paps are waiting with bated breath to catch her relapse on tape. Ironic, isn't it? I wish you a...

Everyone’s a Goddamn Virgin

julianne_hough1.jpg Julianne Hough is positioning herself as Hollywood's newest It Girl just waiting to be corrupted. In a new interview with CosmoGirl, 19-year-old Julianne chats about her ill-fated plans to remain a virgin until marriage. "I want to be with that special person," she tells the mag. "I think [the choice] to have sex before marriage is an individual one, but if you're just with one person, it's only for one good reason, and [waiting to have sex] will strengthen that relationship. I'm not tryi...

Outlook Good for Patrick Swayze

The star's publicist released this statement today:
"Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick's physician Dr. George Fisher states, 'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."
Get better, buddy!!!! We're cheering you on!!! />The star's publicist released this statement today: "Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick's physician Dr. George Fisher states, 'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' Patrick is continuing his normal schedule du...