Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Presleys Keep Procreating

Lisa Marie Presley and Husband Michael Lockwood, Pictures, Photos Yup, it's true: Lisa Marie Presley, at the age of 40, is knocked up. Lisa had eldest daughter Riley when she was just 22 -- Riley's 18 now, and has had a successful career as a model and as Ryan Cabrera's girlfriend. Lisa's also got a son, Benjamin, who's 15. Both those kids came from a previous marriage to Danny Keough. This time around, the baby daddy is Michael Jackson. Naw, I'm kidding, you know those two never had sex. On account of her vagina. The father is Lisa's current hubby, music producer Michael Lockwood. He's the guy in the picture...

Today in Shockers: Barron Hilton Charged with DUI

Paris Hilton's kid brother was formally charged on Thursday with DUI and being an unlicensed driver.
Four misdemeanor counts were filed in total, which include driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood-alcohol level, and unlawful use of a license (he had a fake I.D., sheriffs confirmed). Hilton's arraignment is set for April 14. He faces a maximum penalty of six months in jail for each count.
Oh, please, please, please let this kid do two years in the slammer. I know it'll never happen, but I can hope, right? />Paris Hilton's kid brother was formally charged on Thursday with DUI and being an unlicensed driver. Four misdemeanor counts were filed in total, which include driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood-alcohol level, and unlawful use of a license (he had a fake I.D., sheriffs confirmed). Hilton's arraignment is set for April 14. He faces a maximum penalty of six months in jail for each count. Oh, please, please, please let this kid do two years in the slammer. I know it'll never...

Leggings Lohan Has Her Leggings Back!

lindsay_kids.jpg Oh, it's been ever so sad lately! The weather in LA is warming up, and Lindsay's has little excuse to wear her leggings -- she's been sporting a series of little dresses instead. Thank goodness she's in NYC now, where she can pull them back on, and the world can have an extra layer of fabric between themselves and the Lo-gina. Here she is leaving a Greenwich Village spot called Bar Pitti. Why is she in NYC, you ask? Oh, no reason, really, it's just that some people decided to make...

Yes Of Course Julianne Hough Is Releasing a Country Album

America's favorite dancing virgin is hoping to become the country world's favorite singing virgin. Julianne Hough (pronounced "Huff," in case you're curious), is releasing a self-titled album on Mercury Nashville, and will be hitting the road on tour with Brad Paisley. Above you'll find her single, "That Song In My Head." I mean, she's not a musical miracle or anything, but it's a catchy country tune, and she's got a solid country voice. Taylor Swift better watch her pretty little virgin back. Talk all the shit you want, this chick is gonna be huge. Huge. I'm calling it right now. /> America's favorite dancing virgin is hoping to become the country world's favorite singing virgin. Julianne Hough (pronounced "Huff," in case you're curious), is releasing a self-titled album on Mercury Nashville, and will be hitting the road on tour with Brad Paisley. Above you'll find her single, "That Song In My Head." I mean, she's not a musical miracle or anything, but it's a catchy country tune, and she's got a solid country voice. Taylor Swift better watch her pretty little vir...

Rachel McAdams’ Hair: Love It or Leave It?

Rachel McAdams Short Brown Hair at Press Conference for Married Life, Pictures, Photos Here's Rachel at a press junket for Married Life in LA. Remember when she was rocking the pink hair? I dug that. I have half a mind to put pink streaks in my own hair, but every time I think about it I'm just like, "Yeah, but I don't have anything to wear with it." Can't have my hair clashing with my outfit, now can I? I'll let you guys weigh in on the hair, but I do have to say that the dress is not especially flattering. It looks like her boobs are being squished. If there's one universal truth about boobs, it's that you shouldn't wear anything that squishes them. ...

Being Britney’s Father Is Finally Starting to Pay Off

britney_shopping.jpg Not that watching your twenty-something flesh and blood endure years of life-threatening mental health crises isn't reward enough, but now Britney Spears' dad has something else to brag about: he's on his daughter's payroll. A court has ordered Britney's estate to pay Jamie Spears $2,500 in weekly compensation and authorized him to lease a car, just after they extended his conservatorship of Britney through this summer. You know, we kept patiently waiting for Britney's mother to do something to help her, when, in fact, what she really needed was her daddy...

Quotables

jeremypiven.jpg "It was my hope that in texting both ladies, I would make it onto Page Six, so everybody wins." Jeremy Piven, who got busted texting 'Come meet me' to two models he met separately at a party in NYC. Unbeknownst to Piven, the two women were friends, and showed each other the text messages and laughed about it. This is what Jeremy -- who's supposed to be exclusively dating model Lillian Grant -- had to say when Page Six confronted him with the story. I adore this guy. ...

Okay, I Admit It: Christina Aguilera Looks Good Here

Christina Aguilera In Ads for Stephen Webster Jewelry, Pictures, Photos Here's Xtina in her new set of ads for Stephen Webster jewelry. Says Webster: “She was a real coup for us. She’s our longest-term regular client and the right age for the brand. We think she’s in the most glamorous period of her life right now, and she is the main source of inspiration behind the collection.” Interestingly enough, I don't particularly like the jewelry -- I think it's heavy and overwrought -- but I love Christina here. I think she looks gorgeous....

Did Kristin Cavallari Set Up Spencer and Heidi?

Heidi Montag on Cover of Us Weekly, Pictures, Photos It looks like that's the case. In a new interview with Us Weekly, Spencer says that "Kristin made it all happen. She said to me, 'I know this girl who's so hot and perfect for you!'" My God, it's a giant plot to ruin Lauren Conrad's life. I still love you, Lauren!!!! Heidi also goes on and on about how she and Spencer are having "ups and downs," ostensibly because he "cheated" on her, although she adds that "Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat." Heh. Spencer probably gave a r...