"Good afternoon.
"For the past nine years, eight years as attorney general, and one as governor, I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all. We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue.
"Today I want to briefly address a private matter. I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong. I apologize first and most importantly to my fam...
But just for a little while!
Joe sent the following email to pals:
"Friends,
Today I posted my bond in Reno so that I can immediately return to
Florida to face the charges against me. I will be released from jail in
Reno in the next few hours.
I want to thank you all for your help and support over the past 11
months of hell. I also want you all to know that in the same way you
were there for me in my time of need, I will be there for you.
Thank you again,
Joe Francis"
Y...
Lindsers and kid sis Ali were partying in the penthouse of her new NYC complex on Thursday night.
Lindsay reportedly stayed clean, drinking only water, smoking and dancing as Samantha Ronson ran the DJ booth. The two headed back to Lindsay's apartment around 10 pm.
Mom Dina Lohan showed up to say hi, but Lindsay nixed the cameras following Dina for her new reality TV show, so Dina only stayed for 20 minutes.
Good thinkin', Linds!...
Harry Potter ingenue Emma Watson narrowly avoids giving the paps an upskirt as she leaves a club in London.
She sure is turning into quite the little hottie.
Emma turns 18 on April 15. I can't wait to see who she ends up banging once she's legal. ...
T-shirt over a hoodie?
With pinstripe dress pants and belt?
And he hasn't shaved in three days?
Here's the saddest part: I'd still fuck him in a heartbeat.
Let's be honest: I'd gang-bang the whole cast of Entourage. Including Emmanuelle Chriqui. Especially Emmanuelle Chriqui. ...
After being hospitalized for "exhaustion" last month, Justin Chambers shows up at a benefit in LA on Sunday looking tired as all hell.
He always looks like this on the red carpet. Always.
I know he has like 18 kids and stuff, but I'm telling you guys: this kid's got a drug problem.
He's pictured here with his wife, Keisha Chambers. ...
New Idea magazine, an Australian publication, has issued an apology for running a story disclosing Prince Harry's military whereabouts. It says it was unaware that the British MoD had an agreement with major news outlets not to reveal that Harry was in Afghanistan.
"We do acknowledge that our actions in publishing the story can be reasonably viewed as insensitive and irresponsible," the magazine says. They call the story a "serious lapse of judgment."
We're still waiting on an apology f...
She's put on some weight. And what's with the horrific top? I mean, unless you're a circus performer, there's no reason to wear that thing other than to hide a pregnancy.
Normally I'm a fan of Mena's style, but this is just inexplicably awful.
She's gotta be preggers. She's not married, but she's in a serious relationship with Simone Sestito. And we all know that unwed mothers are the new black this year.
Here's Mena at an event in LA for the Starlight Starbright Children's Found...
What the fuck?
Is she a POW?
I see those shoes everywhere these days, and it makes me want to scream. I remember seeing them on the runways a few months ago and thinking "Oh, Lord, please don't let those awful things catch on." But my prayers went unanswered.
They look like torture devices.
At SXSW in Austin. ...
Some dude who's known Sarah Larson since fifth grade posted an extensive blog on his "friendship" with her.
It's a pretty dull read -- it seems like she was kind of a pain in the ass, but mostly just grew up behaving like any chick from suburban Washington.
But in case anyone cares, it's here. ...
Matt Damon and wife Luciana Barroso hit up up some event for Sony Ericsson in London.
She looks like she might be preggers again.
Update: Dude, I'm so smart. Matt Damon announced this afternoon that Luciana is, in fact, preggo. ...
I'm sort of loathe to give any publicity to this nonsense, but whatever.
A bunch of anti-abortion protesters hit up the premiere of Horton Hears a Who, to, ya know, protest abortion rights, even though it's a fucking kids movie and many of the folks in attendance were children.
Basically, these protesters have latched onto the key line in the Dr. Seuss book -- "A person's a person, no matter how small" -- and have used it repeatedly to voice their message. Interestingly enough, Dr. Seus...