Normally I'm not super impressed with PETA or their tactics, but this is one of those I-wish-I'd-thought-of-it-first campaigns.
PETA scored Jenna Jameson to star in their new Pleather Yourself campaign -- the goal being, of course, to get people to move away from leather and towards pleather.
I swear Jenna is wearing butt padding in this photo. And her hair extensions now have their very own hair extensions. Seriously Jenna Jameson could wipe her padded little butt with those extensions....
I don't know why I keep giving this kid publicity.
Maybe it's because I feel like, as long as we're writing about him, he's incentivized not to kill himself or others. Because, like, when we stop writing about him, this dude's totally going to take an entire elementary school hostage. Mark my words.
Anyway.
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I don't know why I keep giving this kid publicity.
Maybe it's because I feel like, as long as we're writing about him, he's incentivized not to kill himself or others. Because, like, when we stop writing about him, this dude's totally going to take an entire elementary school hostage. Mark my words.
Anyway.
Watch at your own risk. ...
Here's what I do:
When I'm dating some dude, and he's all texting me like "Send me a picture of your pussy, baby," I begin by sending him photos of my cats. Sometimes I dress up the cats to make them special for him; I put hats on them or scarves or necklaces or something. And I send it back with a little message like "My pussy is ready for you, hot stuff."
And when he doesn't find that funny, because he's a total dirt-bag loser with no sense of humor because somehow that's who I always ...
I know I have a habit of picking these random D-listers to fall in love with, but I absolutely adore Holly Huddleston, of "Olly Girls" fame. I love both of them. Holly and Molly. I just think they're adorable and funny and cute and I want to put them in my pocket and have them jump out to say dumb things in a cute voice when I'm sad.
But here's Hollywood's best-kept secret: Holly's actually quite bright. As is Ryan Seacrest.
And now word on the street is that they've been secretly dating for m...
Janet Jackson's been hospitalized with "the flu."
Now normally I'd be all like "Enjoy the lipo, Janet," but after what I went through a couple of weeks ago, it no longer seems so far-fetched for one to be hospitalized with the flu.
“Janet is fine. She’s just battling this flu like everyone else,†says her rep.
Meanwhile, Janet's latest album, Discipline, is #1 on the Billboard charts.
Congrats, Janet!...
Halle Berry has been pregnant forever. The only person who was pregnant longer was Bridget Moynahan. Bridget Moynahan was pregnant for two full years. I mean, I'm not exactly a doctor -- I've been told I do a thorough job of self-medicating, which I choose to take as a compliment, if not as a full license to practice medicine -- but seriously, people, what the fuck is happening in there over all this time? I've seen one of those things after they come out. They can't do anything. They're blobs. W...
Whatever. I'm not gonna act like parading around LA like you own stock in Hippie Gypsy makes one a bad mother; it does not. I guess I just had this secret hope that motherhood was going help Nicole stop dressing like a teenaged cokehead on a four-day bender.
Oh well.
She's got a little necklace with an "H" on it, I assume for daughter Harlow, and not to help her remember which last name belongs to her and which belongs to Christina Ricci. Although we can never be sure.
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I don't think I have to reiterate how much I hate Chloe Sevigny's sense of "style."
Here's how I feel about Chloe's ensemble choices: you know how, when you're really sad, those "deep" people in your life are all like, "Look, you need to feel sadness every now and then. If you didn't feel sadness, you'd never appreciate happiness. Sadness is a blessing." And you want to fucking smack those people across their smug little faces and be like "That is such bullshit. Couldn't I just feel fine the rest of the time? I'd still appreciate hap...
Madonna was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in NYC on Monday night.
She posed on the red carpet with Justin Timberlake and, inexplicably, Iggy Pop, who, like, needs to wear a shirt. I have no idea which of the voices in his head implored him to go topless in front of the cameras, but you know Madge is just sitting there like "Dude, my stomach puts yours to shame. But people will run my picture even with my clothes on. That's where we differ, you famewhoring nobody."...
Presumably because the pending parental divorce and near-certain jail stay of son Nick mean that Hogan Knows Best is on its last legs, VH1 will be launching a spin-off series focusing on the life of the woman who is, tragically, the sanest member of the Hogan clan at this point.
That's right: Brooke's getting her own show.
The series will follow Brooke as she "strikes out on her own in Miami."
Well, we've certainly watched Brooke strike out on countless red carpets, so let's see if ...
Kathy Griffin presided over the wedding ceremony of a New York couple this weekend.
"The request came in, and how could I say no?" she said. "I love that this couple just want to have fun. They're my kind of people."
Griffin led the 10-minute wedding ceremony of Brian Anstey and Elka Shapiro by making off-color jokes about the couple's sex life and forcing the bride to recite the menu.
OMG, I soooo want Kathy Griffin to preside over my wedding. I would totally do it right now, if I had anything even remotely resembling a boyfriend. But I do...
So a judge ruled today that Britney's dad could put her on a budget of $1500 a week. She'll have a debit/credit card to use that maxes out over that amount.
$1500???
That's hardly enough to support her Starbucks habit, let alone her shopping habit! Come on, Pops, if the most manic thing Britney wants to do is go on a shopping spree, let her! Lord knows that Sane Britney (circa 1999) worked hard enough that Crazy Britney should get to shop now.
Britney didn't show up at the hearing -- sh...