After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.
But not to help the orphans.
She's going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.
Says Benji: "I'd do anything she wanted. I'm a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I'm really happy. She's the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I'm doing. And I try to be the same way for her."
Yeah, dude, you're pussy-whipped, just like all of P...
Dude, I don't watch Celebrity Fit Club, so I don't know what the fuck this shit is about, but it has got to be one of the most fabulous breakdowns ever caught on tape.
Toccara from America's Next Top Model lost her shit at the judges during a taping of Celebrity Fit Club.
Toccara doesn't need to have some class. She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she's lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head. />
Dude, I don't watch Celebrity Fit Club, so I don't know what the fuck this shit is about, but it has got to be one of the most fabulous breakdowns ever caught on tape.
Toccara from America's Next Top Model lost her shit at the judges during a taping of Celebrity Fit Club.
Toccara doesn't need to have some class. She needs to have a chocolate bar or something. She does look like she's lost a ton of weight. All that hunger is going to her damn head. ...
Okay. So.
A couple months ago I met a girl who shall remain nameless. Without divulging too many details, I'll say that she is very close with the Gibson family, and she was also a very good friend to me at a time in my life when I needed a very good friend.
She took issue with what I did for a living, and begged me not to talk shit about the Gibsons in the future. I agreed. And now I'm kicking myself for it, because there are so many funny and rude things to say about this shit that I now cannot say.
I hope you guys will pick up the slack in the comments section. />
Okay. So.
A couple months ago I met a girl who shall remain nameless. Without divulging too many details, I'll say that she is very close with the Gibson family, and she was also a very good friend to me at a time in my life when I needed a very good friend.
She took issue with what I did for a living, and begged me not to talk shit about the Gibsons in the future. I agreed. And now I'm kicking myself for it, because there are so many funny and rude things to say about this shit that ...
Does anyone watch The Real World anymore?
I know I don't, but is there an up-and-coming generation of Real World watchers? Or do those young 'uns just watch Newport Harbor and shit all day?
Anyway, MTV hosted the very first Real World Awards in LA over the weekend, and we got to see a lot of faces we haven't seen in awhile. Most I honestly don't recognize. But here's Aneesa Ferreira, Kyle Brandt and Cara "I Made Out with a Rock Star" Khan from Chicago. Damn Kyle is still way hot. I would ...
Thank goodness for that!
Sam "Evil" Lutfi has agreed to stay away from Brit for another month per the terms of a temporary restraining order currently in place against him, which means the Spears family doesn't have to go to court on Monday to get the restraining order extended.
The issue will be addressed again in another month.
Let's keep this asswipe away from our Britney FOREVER!...
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Heidi had an opportunity to talk to Us Weekly about the new fashion line she's designing, but opted to use the time instead to bash Lauren Conrad.
"Lauren's line is not necessarily something I would wear," she says. "She's trying a high-fashion thing, but it's a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can't afford $200 for one dress ... When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development."
When you were in school?
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These ladies look like they're gonna bite!
A pregnant Lisa Marie Presley and her mother Priscilla Presley glare at the cameras at the Elvis 68 Comeback Special in Hollywood.
Okay.
Honestly? When I saw the thumbnail of this pic, I thought Priscilla was Riley Keough. She looks about 17 years old. Priscilla is actually 62 years old. I need the phone number of that woman's plastic surgeon. ...
Knowing her frenemy Nicole Richie would be sporting her huge post-pregnancy tits at the DCMA store opening in LA, Paris Hilton broke out her Super Ultra Power Bra to attend the same event.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha.
What a fucking bitch. ...
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Remember these shots?
Kim. Sweetheart. You cannot pose for photos like this and then be all like "Why doesn't the media appreciate me for my mind?"
Here's Kim hosting some party in NYC. ...
Well, my mother wouldn’t want to read this. But if you asked my girlfriends, they would tell you: “That boy loves to eat pussy.†And I am damn good at it.
Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz, when Blender magazine posed the question "What would your exes say about you?"
The whole interview's worth a read. It's here.
The Counting Crows' new album, Saturday Nights and Sunday Mornings, will be released March 25, which is why Adam's taking time out of his busy schedule of sm...