Update: Photo removed because it violated some manner of copyright blah blah blah. Sorry.
Jesus, Angelina.
Do you really want another?
You know, if you feel like it's too much, you could just have the baby and then put it up for adoption in Africa. How much fun would that be??? There are plenty of needy African families who would know exactly what to do with a beautiful white baby. />...
So word on the street is that Kristen Davis has a sex tape that's getting ready to hit the World Wide Web. Yeah, that's right: Charlotte York made a sex tape.
Apparently an ex-boyfriend of hers sold some stills from the video to ClubTaylorRain.com. You need to have access to the members area to get all the shots, and I refuse to do that, but I'll certainly post what I come across here.
Interesting timing, considering the Sex and the City movie will be hitting theaters soon. If they ev...
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So Vogue magazine has, for the first time in its history, featured a black man on its cover (in fact, they've only had three men total on their cover ever). That man is basketball superstar LeBron James, pictured with supermodel Gisele Bundchen.
The photo has writers and bloggers up in arms.
Say the girls at Jezebel: LeBron "seems to be embodying ugly stereotypes about black men: The wild, savage, white-woman-obsessed beast."
And over at Feministe, they're saying that "I see a scary...
Bennifer II -- that is, Ben Affleck and Jen Garner, hosted a fundraising event for Barack Obama on Sunday in Ben's home town of Boston.
Affleck said he and his wife were just doing “their part for society,†which isn't at all heavy-handed and obnoxious, but whatever.
You know, sometimes Ben Affleck annoys the fuck out of me, but I'll tell you what I do like about him: he's a rehab success story. After being a total drunkie for awhile, he got his ass to rehab, cleaned up,...
Here's the first shot of Britney on the set of How I Met Your Mother, with Josh Radnor.
Brit's episode will air on March 24.
Which is also my birthday.
Oh, happy birthday to me!...
Britney Spears was ordered to pay $375K to cover K-Fed's legal fees in their child custody case. K-Fed's attorney had originally asked for nearly $500K.
Spears' attorney was all like "Kevin can pay his own legal bills" and then the judge was all like, "Fuck that, Britney Spears' special brand of Britney Spears Bullshit is the reason this case dragged on for fucking ever" and then Brit was ordered to pay, as my sister would say, a "shit-ton of cash" to Kevin.
Whatever. This is chump cha...
Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle -- to the tune of $48.6 million.
It isn't even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could live on that kind of money, I think.
"I'm so glad it's over," Mills said at an impromptu news conference. "It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter's future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my lif...
Here's former Miss Universe and former wife of Marc Anthony, Dayanara Torres, out shopping with son Cristian Anthony.
They're supposedly shopping for baby gifts for Cristian's new half-brother and half-sister.
Yeah, whatever. You know she's gonna remove any actual gifts from those bags as soon as she gets home, replace them with some manner of explosive, and send them over to Chez Lopez. ...
Pipedream Products has released their Super Stars Series of blow-up dolls.
Now you can bang Sarah Jessica Parker in her "3 fabulous love holes!"
"Sex in her shitty!" Genius!
Also in the line: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria.
Sorry, but how the fuck did Tori Spelling make it into that crowd?
You can buy 'em here. Collect them all!...
Brad Pitt and President Bill Clinton joined forces to help rebuild the 9th Ward in New Orleans.
They combined their foundations, Make it Right 9 and Clinton Global Initiative, to break ground on the rebuilding of homes that were affected by hurricane Katrina.
Nothing snarky to say. This is sweet. ...
22-year-old new mom Charlotte Church cheers on her longtime boyfriend, Gavin Henson, at his rugby game over the weekend.
Charlotte gave birth to the couple's daughter, Ruby Megan Henson, in late September of last year.
I just think she's adorable....