So you know how Paris is parading around town with that ring that says "BM," the initials of her new love, Benji Madden?
Now Lindsay is sporting an "SR" ring, I assume for Samantha Ronson.
I don't know if this is a publicity stunt or what, but I freakin' love it. Brilliant, Linds, brilliant!...
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LC wore an item from her new fashion line to her Letterman appearance.
You know how Arby's is all like: "Arby's is Different. Different is Good"?
I think it's important people realize that's just not a blanket statment. That's particularly important to realize in fashion. Just because it's different doesn't mean it's good. Ahem. Lauren. Ahem. You gotta admit, though, she grown into a strikingly beautiful and poised young woman.
The clip of Lauren on Letterman is below. You must go to ...
Ashley and her new nose showed up to a taping of America's Best Dance Crew, and she was looking awfully cozy with Jared Murillo, who's apparently her boyfriend. He's also ... drum roll please ... a back-up dancer!
It's only a matter of time before Ashley marries this dude, pops out some kids, he records a rap album and before you know it she's pounding umbrellas into paparazzi SUVs. I know how these things work.
I guess Jared just signed a contract with Warner Bros to be a part of a new boy band called V Factory.
V Factory?
What does the "V" stand for? ...
Here's the always-adorable Bindi Irwin, walking the runway for her new line of eco-friendly kids clothes, Bindi Wear.
You can learn more about her collection here.
And, yeah, I do feel a little weird posting this immediately above the image of the Jenna Jameson vibrator. But some things can't be helped. ...
As discussed in the previous post, my friend and I ended up taking a little trip to Fascinations.
We purchased the implement pictured above.
It is the Jenna Jameson Velvet G. (Also available at the store: a fake version of Jenna Jameson's vagina. Seriously. She sat for a cast and everything. There are pictures of it on the box. Weeeeird.)
This retails for $14.99.
Here's our question: What the hell do you do with this? It vibrates and stuff, and I do realize that you're supposed to...
I know we normally just talk about celebrities on this blog, but this is so funny I just had to share.
I was having dinner with a friend tonight, and we were like "What should we do later tonight?" and somehow the suggestion of going to a sex toy store came up. And we're cracking up already, like, "What are we going to buy at a sex toy store?" And my friend was like "Butt plugs?" And I almost died laughing, like, "What do people even do with butt plugs anyway?"
So we looked it up on Wikipe...
It doesn't seem to matter if you spell it with an "e" or an "i": If your name is Kristen, you're probably naked on the Internet today.
We've got the first (tame) photos of Ashley Alexandra Dupre (aka "Kristen") in the Girls Gone Wild footage -- from when she was 18.
The naughty ones are sure to hit the Internet in the next few hours.
I'll be waiting. ...
This lady really just needs to stay as far away from Versace-related events as possible. She is not helping their cause. Like, as soon as Versace starts selling a line of coffins, Donatella can show up to pitch them. Until then? Hide, woman, hide.
Donatella emerged from her crypt to attend the launch of the Versace Menswear line at Barney's New York.
With all the plastic surgery this woman's had, you'd think they could do something about her damn cankles. Those things are frightenin...
Soleil Moon Frye had her second child on Monday.
The little girl's name is Jagger, which is a hell of a lot better than her other daughter's name, which is Poet. Poet? Way to set the kid up to be an angsty teen. There will be some angry musings scribbled in the margins of that girl's algebra notes, mark my words.
Soleil currently runs a baby boutique in LA called The Little Seed.
Congrats, Punky!...
Oh, I love shit like this.
Joe Francis was prepared to offer Ashley Dupre a cool million to appear in his GGW DVDs, but then he discovered that she'd already gotten naked for him -- back when she was 18!!!
"It'll save me a million bucks," he said. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."
Francis said at that point, his offer was off the table: "We actually had been dealing with her rep," he said. "Our (offer) was the real deal. We just never m...
So the photo agency's all excited about these new! Photos! Of Jennifer! Aniston!
And I'm like "Really?"
She's not naked or anything. She's on the set of her new movie, Marley & Me, with Owen Wilson.
I mean, she's a busy actress still, so she must be a box office draw, but does anyone really care about Jennifer Aniston these days?
I'm asking. Let me know. ...