After her third marriage failed -- all together now -- MISERABLY, Pamela Anderson tells Ellen Degeneres she is currently not dating anyone.
Her attention, says Anderson, the mother of two boys (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 10, whose father is Anderson's ex, Tommy Lee), is devoted to "just kids. That's taking up a lot of time."
Especially on her schedule. Says Anderson, "Usually I get in around 3 or 4 in the morning, and I'm up at 6:30 am with my kids making breakfast, 8 a.m. at school, and who wash...
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I guess there are 13 in all. And they're real.
The photos were taken in 1992 -- when Kristin was 27 -- by a boyfriend at the time. He got pissed at her and sold the photos to a third party. Then someone else stole them from that third party, and they ended up on the Internet.
This is Kristin, kids, in all her glory.
You can check out the full set of photos here. Even I don't have the heart to run them all.
And I'll reiterate the point I make again and again when this happens: DON'T FUCKING DO THIS, GIRLS!!!!! If you want to do something new and exciting with your man, I don't know, go out and buy a butt plug. But DON'T FUCKING DO THIS!!! EVER!!! />I guess there are 13 in all. And they're real.
The photos were taken in 1992 -- when Kristin was 27 -- by a boyfriend at the time. He got pissed at her and sold the photos to a third party. Then someone else stole them from that third party, and they ended up on the Internet.
This is Kristin, kids, in all her glory.
You can check out the full set of photos here. Even I don't have the heart to run them all.
And I'll reiterate the point I make again and again when this happens: DON'T FUCKING DO THIS, GIRLS!!!!!...
Britney's dad is making her ditch some of her cars.
Brit currently owns seven, each of which is worth, individually, more than your life. Seriously. Ask your insurance agent.
A court granted the singer's father on Monday the power to "sell or dispose of" an undisclosed number of her seven cars.
Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of "a certain of" her cars "will save substantial expense to the conserva...
The red hair? The sassy poses? The pseudo-pout? The totally uncalled-for use of dark floral prints?
Hm.
Here's 26-year-old Natalie Dormer on the red carpet for season two of The Tudors, where she plays Anne Boleyn.
If this chick wanted to make some real cash, she could probably strip at bachelor parties as a Lindsay lookalike. I'd say she could do Lindsay porn flicks, but, you know, Lindsay's pretty much got that angle covered herself. ...
It's shit like this that makes it even cooler that Lindsay Lohan is designing a line of leggings. Like, at least she's doing something different.
Here's Kimora Lee Simmons at the launch of her new fragrance, Baby Phat Fabulosity.
They should have called it Phabulosity. That's the only way this thing could sound even more ridiculous.
She's posing here with the beautiful Selita Ebanks. ...
Sorry for my obsession with all things Ronson. Sorry you guys have to deal with it.
But here's designer Charlotte Ronson at some party in NYC.
Those circles under her eyes are so dark they almost look like bruises. And standing next to socialite Olivia Palermo? Bad idea, Char. It almost seems like someone Photoshopped the two of you together. You can't possible exist in the same space without the universe imploding.
Oh, Charlotte. Drugs are the new cool. Oh, wait. Except total...
A construction worker at one of Mel Gibson's homes hung himself either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. The body was discovered Wednesday morning.
No one from Mel's family is currently living in the Agoura Hills house.
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Pete Wentz has taken to the streets to try to get the message out that suicide is bad, and he's doing this by letting kids everywhere know the even angsty, eyeliner-wearing, bisexual musicians aren't safe from the grips of suicidal depression. You don't say?
Pete tells the story of how he once attempted suicide, just after his band had finished recording their first major-label album:
"I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" and sat...
I've always had this theory I wanted to try out. You know how there's that far right lane on PCH that people can use as parking when it's not rush hour? But then, when it's rush hour, be it morning or evening, it is illegal to park there? And you know how people park there anyway? And it slows down traffic like all the way up to Oxnard? My theory is that we should make that a capital offense. Seriously when the cops see a car parked there during rush hour, they should not ticket it. They should...
I'd link you guys to Tyler Durden to view them, but that site's been down all day. Gee, I wonder why.
And you have a God-given right to see the photos of Audrina Patridge naked. She sent these to Playboy when she was 19. They weren't run. Playboy sent her a letter that read "It's not that your body's not hot. It's that your eyes are weird."
I'm kidding.
She released the following statement:
"I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I ...
At least there's not a bench warrant out for him anymore.
Shia's attorney showed up in court, a day late, to plead not guilty to those pesky charges of smoking in public.
A pretrial hearing was scheduled for April 24.
Damn, you'd think the dude was shooting heroin on a playground for all the fuss they're making about this. ...