Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, How I Love Me Some Lisa D’Amato

Lisa D’Amato at Kitson on Robertson, Bikini Video, Pictures Photos Everybody's favorite (well, okay, my favorite) ANTM castoff hit up Kitson on Thursday evening. Remember when she did that music video for her song called "Ace of Spades"? I found another one she did. It's called "Bikini," and the video is directed by Cisco Adler. How fucking high do you think she was when this was filmed??? Soooo high. Anyway. The song's genius. The video's genius. I love everything she touches. ...

Adrian Grenier: A Self-Professed Feminist!

adrian_jessica2.jpg Oh, he's going to make such a great husband and father for me and our kids. I'm so excited! Here's what Adrian had to say to The Guardian when they asked him what he thought of the portrayal of women on Entourage: I'm a feminist, so if there was anything that was untrue I would be on it. But you should see some of the girls out in LA. Entourage is remarkably honest. I don't think it pulls its punches, let's say. There are a wide range of different types of women characters. It's not just the superfi...

More Previews of Britney on How I Met Your Mother

It's not like she's a phenomenal actress, but she's not terrible, either. And she seems, you know, sober, and slightly less than crazy. I hope this means you're coming back to us, Britney. /> It's not like she's a phenomenal actress, but she's not terrible, either. And she seems, you know, sober, and slightly less than crazy. I hope this means you're coming back to us, Britney. ...

Does Anyone Care If There’s a Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best Holding Hands, Pictures, Photos Thank goodness there have been so many sex scandals lately. I was starting to worry that you people were spending too much time reading about the election, and not enough time reading about gossip. But this week has been good to gossip. Up now: the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. Rumor has it that the still of Lindsay giving head to some dude was taken from ex-boyfriend Calum Best's cell phone -- but it isn't actually Calum she's sucking on. It's the son of some famous sports guy. Whatever. ...

This Made Me Feel Really Bad About Myself

So I spent a good portion of yesterday afternoon fighting with assorted parties regarding the pictures of a naked Audrina Patridge that I (illegally, and after being specifically told not to) ran yesterday. So much fuss over a naked nobody from a stupid reality TV show. Then I watched South Park last night -- where they basically poked fun at the insanity of the celebrity gossip obsession -- and I was like "Shit, this is insane. And I'm totally a part of it." And I felt really, really bad about myself for a minute. And then I remembered when I used to work a 9-5 job at an office and how much I hated it and then I was like, "You know, this is probably okay." Anyway. The whole episode's above. It's pretty disturbing, actually. /> So I spent a good portion of yesterday afternoon fighting with assorted parties regarding the pictures of a naked Audrina Patridge that I (illegally, and after being specifically told not to) ran yesterday. So much fuss over a naked nobody from a stupid reality TV show. Then I watched South Park last night -- where they basically poked fun at the insanity of the celebrity gossip obsession -- and I was like "Shit, this is insane. And I'm totally a part of it." And I felt really, really bad about myself for a min...

Quotables

steveo_whatevs1.jpg A GOODBYE LETTER TO MY DRUGS OF CHOICE At this point, All you fucking things are good for is dying. I’m not ready to die. I’m ready to live. I’m ready to breathe (properly, even). I’m ready to fall in love. I’m ready to become ready to start a family. I’m ready to be happy, fulfilled and meaningful. Maybe I’ll see you fukkers if and/or when I’m ready to die. Steve-O From his most recent MySpace blog. ...