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Someone’s Getting Fired Over at Fox News

Heh. I guess they were running top YouTube videos, and they ran Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney Alone" speech without editing out the f-bomb. Everything Chris Crocker does is magic. ...

Two Can Play at This Game

Eliot Spitzer Poses Naked Nude for Playgirl Magazine, Pictures, Photos Playgirl is offering Eliot Spitzer a chance to pose for their magazine. Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency. How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make yo...

Michael Stipe Is Gay and Funny

Yeah, Michael Stipe has sex with dudes. But you knew that, didn't you? Come on. Everyone knew that. I knew that when I was like 14. And so did you, if you let yourself admit it. After recently letting it slip that he plays for the other team, the REM frontman made this formal announcement. Brilliant. /> Yeah, Michael Stipe has sex with dudes. But you knew that, didn't you? Come on. Everyone knew that. I knew that when I was like 14. And so did you, if you let yourself admit it. After recently letting it slip that he plays for the other team, the REM frontman made this formal announcement. Brilliant. ...

The Next Generation: Meet the Jonas Brothers

On the slowest news day ever, I think it's time we break out the Jonas Brothers. You may not know about them. You may not care about them. But they're the Biggest Thing Ever among the tweener set, which means in a few years they'll be hitting up the night clubs and impregnating Tallulah Willis (yay!), so it's time we start familiarizing you guys with them. Here they are performing on The Early Show this week. The first clip is the song "S.O.S." and the second clip (after the jump) is "Look Me in the Eyes." I'm not a...

Ryan Seacrest’s Keeping Mum on His Dating Life

Check out this little video of Extra's Terri Seymour (who also happens to be Simon Cowell's longtime girlfriend) interviewing Ryan Seacrest at a Details magazine party. She's basically trying to get him to admit that he's banging Holly Huddleston from Sunset Tan, which is Hollywood's worst-kept secret these days, but he refuses to do it. Watch at the very end, when Ryan says to Terri -- under his breath and without moving his lips -- "Sorry about that." Interesting. /> Check out this little video of Extra's Terri Seymour (who also happens to be Simon Cowell's longtime girlfriend) interviewing Ryan Seacrest at a Details magazine party. She's basically trying to get him to admit that he's banging Holly Huddleston from Sunset Tan, which is Hollywood's worst-kept secret these days, but he refuses to do it. Watch at the very end, when Ryan says to Terri -- under his breath and without moving his lips -- "Sorry about that." Interesting. ...

Does Anyone Know the Story Behind the Ugly Korean High School Girls YouTube Video?

I have a very busy RSS reader. One of the things it looks for is the most popular videos on YouTube, so that I can keep up with what the cool kids are watching these days. Nah, usually I ignore the videos, but this one had the following headline: Korean highschool girls. Very ugly. And I was like "OMG, what the hell is this?" So I watched it, and I was just mesmerized. I don't know which is more fascinating, the Korean girls or the music. But I'm like "Who made this video? And how did it become so popular on YouTube?" It is just like 10 full minutes of photos of unattractive high-school girls in Korea with weird music in the background. Seriously, if you're gonna watch this video, you've gotta do it with sound. Does anyone know the full story behind this? /> I have a very busy RSS reader. One of the things it looks for is the most popular videos on YouTube, so that I can keep up with what the cool kids are watching these days. Nah, usually I ignore the videos, but this one had the following headline: Korean highschool girls. Very ugly. And I was like "OMG, what the hell is this?" So I watched it, and I was just mesmerized. I don't know which is more fascinating, the Korean girls or the music. But I'm like "Who made this video? And how d...

Eeee HEE HEE Ashley Dupre Was Underage When She Posed for Girls Gone Wild!

ashley_dupre.jpg So earlier in the week, Joe Francis made a big fucking deal of offering Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the hooker at the center of the Elliott Spitzer scandal, a million dollar pay-out to pose for Girls Gone Wild. He rescinded the offer after GGW apparently found they already had footage of her in their archives. Now, I think that story's bullshit. Joe Francis may be one of the biggest assholes on the planet, but he's a smart little fucker. And you'd better believe that sonofabitch checked the GGW archives for that girl before...

I Guess Lisa Marie Presley’s Having Twins

Her MILF of a mom, Priscilla "62 Fucking Years Old" Presley, accidentally confirmed it to a photog. You know, when they showed that close-up of LMP in this video, I was like "Lisa Marie? That looks like Britney Spears!" God, this woman just bores me to death. But Priscilla? I love Priscilla. I want to be just like her when I grow up. ...
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