Well, Pam Anderson's third marriage is officially over.
Their October 2007 marriage was annulled today on the grounds of fraud.
Neither of them has explained what exactly was fraudulent about their marriage. Did Pammy neglect to tell Rick that she's a drug-addicted hooker who's still in love with Tommy Lee? Or did Rick forget to mention to Pammy that he's the special kind of trash who likes to stick champagne bottles up the vaginas of 19-year-old girls?
The world may never know. ...
Have you ever just wanted to watch two teenage girls high on their own fame talk into a camera about their favorite colors and other meaningless questions for over 7 minutes?
Now's your chance!
Here's the latest edition of the Miley & Mandy Show, a YouTube phenomenon where Miley Cyrus and her "best friend" Mandy Jiroux chat about nothing for a really long time (they've been "best friends" for a year but "really close" for six or seven months -- what???).
Cut to around 6:13 to hear the girls proclaiming their love for Jesus Christ, and Miley reminding you all that "He died for our sins."
OMG. Cannot wait until she goes to rehab. />
Have you ever just wanted to watch two teenage girls high on their own fame talk into a camera about their favorite colors and other meaningless questions for over 7 minutes?
Now's your chance!
Here's the latest edition of the Miley & Mandy Show, a YouTube phenomenon where Miley Cyrus and her "best friend" Mandy Jiroux chat about nothing for a really long time (they've been "best friends" for a year but "really close" for six or seven months -- what???).
Cut to around 6:13 to hear t...
In case you missed it, here's Jamie-Lynn Spears on Miss/Guided from Thursday night.
She turned into quite the hottie. Almost hotter than Britney in her heyday, if I do say so myself. Too bad she's going to pop out a bunch of kids and go batshit now. />
In case you missed it, here's Jamie-Lynn Spears on Miss/Guided from Thursday night.
She turned into quite the hottie. Almost hotter than Britney in her heyday, if I do say so myself. Too bad she's going to pop out a bunch of kids and go batshit now. ...
Man, you know, it kind of sucks to be sick and stuck in bed on your birthday. But I've had all day to lie around the house and think about the things I'm grateful for. I'm grateful that I can drink Gatorade and it stays down now. I'm grateful I have two parents who are doting on me while I'm sick. I'm grateful that I have a ton of friends who called to wish me a happy birthday, and I'm grateful for all your readers who left well wishes in the comments. I'm grateful that I have an otherwise heal...
Welp, today's my birthday and, to retaliate, my body has decided to become violently ill once again.
And, no, it's not because I was out getting all crazy to celebrate my birthday.
Rather, it appears to be a severe case of food poisoning.
Yay!!!!
I'm going to try to post some later in the day, but for now I just need to sleep and not be awake at all because being awake when you're this sick is just plain scary. This year has just not been awesome so far, health-wise, and I'm sorry...
Nobody gives a damn about Kate Beckinsale. We never see pictures of her, we never hear about her, and I bet you didn't even know she had a daughter.
Then she goes and makes some off-hand remark about how she might eat vagina were the alternative option sushi, and suddenly the photo agencies can't take enough pictures of her.
Here's Kate with her husband, director Len Wiseman, and daughter Lily at what appears to be Cross Creek Village in Malibu. ...
Miley Cyrus sports a new 'do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.
One of my mother's longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They're 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don't speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won -- hilariously -- when his mother instructed him in Polish to qui...
Here's Diddy showing off his twin daughters -- D'Lila Star and Jessie James -- at the finale of Making the Band.
Now I'm not one to make fun of babies, but these girls seriously look like they're about to throw down. I'm afraid of them. ...
On Friday, Victoria Beckham took son Cruz on a little shopping trip along Rodeo.
And she brought along -- gasp! -- Eva Longoria?
And Eva is holding Cruz's hand?
Ack, the betrayal!!!!
What happened to Victoria's longtime shopping buddy, Katie Holmes? Were Posh and Becks finally scared off by the Cruise's attempts to convert them to Scientology? Were they bitter at having been replaced by the more racially diverse Pinkett-Smiths? Has Tom Cruise finally put his foot down, forbidding Katie...
My very favoritest of all the Willises, 14-year-old Tallulah Belle, was spotted on Robertson with her dad Bruce and some chick. I believe this is former Playmate Karen McDougal, but I'm sure you guys will correct me if I'm wrong. I can't ID the other girl, but I assume she's some friend of Tallulah's.
Anyway, how fabulous is Tallulah? She's just so freaking great on camera. I love her and I can't wait until she's a little older and starts showing up more often.
And to celebrate new pics...
Poor Kim Cattrall.
Kristin Davis had those naked photos hit the web.
Sarah Jessica Parker got her own blow-up doll (with three fabulous love holes!).
Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian.
What's Kim's claim to fame anymore?
Sitting courtside at Knicks games?
Kim's probably saving her sex tape leak for, like, the week before the SaTC movie hits theaters. Mark my words. You will be seeing this woman's vagina sometime in the next two months. She's not going to be upstaged that easily...
Kate Beckinsale was being interviewed by Moviefone for her new film, Snow Angels, and they mentioned that she'd recently told a reporter that she'd rather eat vagina than sushi. They asked her to elaborate on that point. Here's what Kate had to say:
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind...