Hey guys, look, it's Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo! Leaving an uneventful dinner! In a car! Sober!
But this is a fun picture because Vanessa looks like she's crying and Nick's giving the camera a look like "Yeah, I just put that ho in her place."
In actuality, if you look at all of the photos, it's clear that V just has something in her eye and they caught Nick at a bad angle, but, still.
This is how gossip is born. ...
Here's Ashley Tisdale at the AJ McLean (yes, the former Backstreet Boy) show in Anaheim.
What the hell was she doing there?
And here's what I find the funniest: there are 101 photos of AJ McLean from this event. Literally. There is one photograph of Ashley Tisdale. This is the sole photo of Ashley from this event. Yet, how does the photo agency advertise this particular set of photos? With the single photo of Ashley Tisdale, of course. "Look! We have a photo of Ashley Tisdale! Check this...
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I'd look like that, too, if my brand were called Dereon.
I guess the name is a throw-back to Beyonce's grandmother, whose last name was Dereon, but even still.
It doesn't make me think of fashion. It makes me think, of, like, vaginal creams. "Itchy in that place? Try Dereon and carry on!"
And, yeah, I know it looks like the Fight Club posters, but that's really the least of the problems with this ad. ...
Okay.
So. You guys know I don't like Joe Francis. That much should be clear by now. And I'm thrilled that there is yet another lawsuit pending against him. It was filed last week and, in it, four new women claim that they were 17, 16, 15 and 13 when his company solicited them to participate in sexually provocative videos in 2003 and earlier. They want money from Joey.
But follow me closely here:
The girls are represented by a lawyer named Ross McCloy. Ross McCloy was once the law par...
Because it turns out they're ninth cousins.
And Brad Pitt? He's a ninth cousin of Barack Obama.
OMG.
Only on a slow news day, people. Only on a slow news day.
Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found.
Clinton ... and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.
Seriously?
And I went to elementary school wi...
Yay!
Lindsay's rocking those neon nails again. Must be that time of year.
And here she is, partying -- with water, I assume -- at Villa Lounge. She left in a car driven by none other than Samantha Ronson.
I bet Samantha took her home and gave her a nice, strong batch of ... um ... cookies.
Also, check out the ridiculous fake eyelashes in the thumbnail.
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Finally!
Brit-Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother garnered the show its highest ratings ever. 10.6 million peeps tuned in to watch Britney play a ditzy, slutty receptionist for Scrubs' Sarah Chalke, who also guest-starred.
You can check out all of Brit's scenes here.
Is it happening? Is the real Britney Spears comeback beginning?
Oh, I hope so!...
People magazine is reporting that Jamie-Lynn Spears, age 16, has been spotted all around Louisiana flashing an engagement ring from baby daddy Casey Aldridge.
"She's got an engagement ring," the source says. "She's been showing it off, talking about it."
I think I call bullshit on this. I'm not even entirely convinced yet that Casey Aldridge is even the father of JLS's kid, but we'll probably never get a paternity test, so I guess I'll just have to accept not knowing. I think Jamie's just learning to pl...
God, I love Zooey Deschanel. She's just the absolute coolest. I'll watch anything with her in it.
Anyway, it turns out she just teamed up with singer-songwriter M. Ward to release an album under the band name "She and Him." The album's called Volume 1. I'm listening to it right now on my Rhapsody player. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect from Zooey -- folksy, fun, and just way cool. ...