Abigail Breslin was inducted into the Girl Scouts in what appears to be a publicity stunt for her new film, Nim's Island.
Dude, I'd totally forgotten about Girl Scouts. I was a Girl Scout. I remember the other girls and I, in, like, second grade, would go door-to-door all around the neighborhood selling cookies. Yup, just two or three short-skirted eight-year-olds, naively ringing doorbells, devoid of any adult supervision. Were there fewer child rapists around those days or were our parent...
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Us magazine is reporting that JLS's engagement to supposed baby daddy Casey Aldridge is confirmed ... by one of Casey's cousins.
"He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted," said cousin Tina Roberts.
Okay, is this really a confirmation? Like, this is Mississippi, right? How many cousins do you think Casey Aldridge has? And couldn't he be married to one already?
The cousin says she hasn't seen the ring and didn't know if the wedding would take place before or after Jamie delivers.
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Congrats to Muhammed Ali's daughter, who is pregnant with her first child.
The baby daddy is her husband, NFL star Curtis Conway.
"I don't know yet if we are having a boy or a girl, but I'm excited that I have a life inside me that my husband and I created," she says. "I am 100 percent undeniably happy. "I've never been able to say that before."
Awww ... yay for them.
Seriously I hope this baby is a boy. Because if it's a girl, no one is ever going to date her. Like, it's bad enough ...
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Aw, this is really sad.
After 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams' wife, Marsha Garces Williams, has filed for divorce from the funnyman, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple have two children together: daughter Zelda, 18, and son Cody, 16.
I just think this really sucks. I like Robin Williams a lot, and he's just had a really crappy string of years. His career's tanking, he put in a stay in rehab, and now this? Some years are just like that, I guess. Just bad years. But it's jus...
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Rocker Richie Sambora was arrested around 11 pm last night for DUI. He failed numerous sobriety tests, was thrown in jail, and released around 4 am today.
The passenger in his car?
10-year-old daughter Ava, whose mom is Heather Locklear.
Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.
Back to rehab for you, buddy. Either before or after Heather assumes full custody. ...
I am sincerely proud to live in a society where there is no longer any such thing as fifteen minutes of fame.
In today's media culture, once you're awarded the fifteen minutes, you can have as many more as you want, and I think that's fantastic. It makes everything so much more interesting.
Here's Paris Hilton's former boy-toy, Pizza Boy Alex Vaggo, leaving S Bar in Hollywood with an unidentified blonde hottie. Can anyone ID this girl? She looks familiar, but I can't place her. Maybe...
"If there were a part that was appropriate, I don't think we'd hesitate to go with somebody like that. I worked with Britney twice at SNL and she was very professional and nice."
Tina Fey, when asked if she'd consider a guest spot for Britney Spears on 30 Rock. (This is in stark contrast to Fey's description of Paris Hilton as a “piece of shit.")
You guys, the momentum is building.
The real Britney comeback is beginning.
Can you hear it rumbling in the distance?
I'm so excited!...
Word on the street is that Miz Tyra Banks is getting a little tired of baby-sitting 18-year-old drama queens from Middle America all day, and she wants to ditch her post on America's Next Top Model to focus her energies on her talk show.
She's also reportedly feuding with Jay Manuel.
“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking,†says an insider. Um ... doesn't Tyra Banks executive produce Top Model? And doesn't Jay Manuel not executive produce Top Model? ...
The all-girl group stirred up some trouble during their recent performance in Malaysia.
Not only did one of the girls pop out of her vest, another gave photogs a look at her, um, actual pussy in her skimpy shorts.
The company who promoted the performance has been fined by officials in Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, for condoning such a lewd performance. The fines total just over $3,000 in U.S. dollars. So, like, either the dollar carries a ton of value in Malaysia or these officials weren't actually all that upset. I'm guessing it's the former. Either way...
Remember how we were talking about how The Office might manage to work Angela Kinsey's pregnancy into the show?
They won't be, it turns out.
They'll be hiding her behind copiers and other such office equipment.
Greg Daniels, the show's head writer, suggests that "it's going to be a good drinking game to see how many times" Kinsey appears with her midsection hidden.
Get on that one, kids!...