Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Audrina Patridge Speaks Chinese Now

Audrina Patridge Gets Chinese Tattoo on Her Arm, Pictures, Photos As if all the press surrounding the recent leak of her nude photo shoot weren't enough, Audrina Patridge decided she wanted even more ink. The Hills starlet hit up a Hollywood tattoo parlor today to get some nonsense tattooed on her arm. Can someone please explain to me the value of getting tattoos in Chinese when you, personally, do not speak Chinese? I never understood why people do that. Why would you want something tattooed on your body that you can't understand and that represents ab...

Ali Lohan? Or Ashlee Simpson?

ali_compare.jpg Lindsay's kid sis is starting to look quite a bit like the younger Simpson gal, IMHO. And now everyone's reporting she's had plastic surgery at the ripe old age of 14. I call bullshit. She's had her lips plumped a bit, and she's wearing blue contacts now, and hair and eyelash extensions, but the rest is just make-up. She's undergone nothing that requires a general anesthetic, Ashlee-style. The bone structure is all the same. But it's weird how much she looks like Ashlee Simpson no...

Miley Cyrus to Host Kids Choice Awards

mileygrammy.jpg Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. "If I had to guess, I'm thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, 'It is what it is,' " says a Disney insider. "I think they realize they don't have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. ... We're proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favor...

Lindsay Scores Another Movie Role

lindsay_cloverfield3.jpg I thought 2008 was going to be the year of celebrity babies, but it may turn out to be the year of celebrity comebacks. Britney Spears is already taking baby steps toward a real comeback, and now comes news that Lindsay's signed on to her second film this year. She'll be playing Nancy Pittman, a member of Charles Manson's cult, in the upcoming film Manson Girls. Insert your own cult-related joke here. A source confirms that the production company has insured Lindsay for the film. Ear...

Dude I Miss the Good Old Days When I Was the Only One Obsessed with Blake Lively

blake_gossip.jpg There are like 1000 pictures of this girl on every photo service like every day now. They used to be precious gems. Dude, she was my C-lister for so long, and now she belongs to the world. It's so sad. And I really want to start obsessing on Taylor Momsen, but she's only 14, so I have to hold back on that one. Plus the world would just cruelly steal her away from me anyway. Here's Blake on the set of her stupid hit show that everyone watches and now everyone knows about her. ...

Adam Duritz Is a Tortured Soul, and It’s Totally Turning Me On

adam_durtiz.jpg In a recent interview with People magazine, the Counting Crows singer opened up about his recent battle with mental illness. "I've been dealing with mental illness," he says. "But I didn't want to say anything for a long time. I went crazy. It was scary." Dude. I hear you. Crazy is scary. Just ask Britney Spears. "Being crazy is bad," he continues. "It's scary when the world isn't real to you. You come untethered. Everything seems imaginary. You look around the room and nothing seems re...

The Justin Chambers Rehab Countown Seems to Be Nearing Its End

justin_chambers1.jpg Oh, Justin. You have five kids. Just get the rehab stay over with, buddy. The Grey's Anatomy star was spotted at a Palm Springs bar recently, drifting in and out of consciousness. "He was acting as if he was on drugs, like some kind of downers. His eyes were glazed over. He slurred his words and staggered when he tried to walk," the eyewitness added. "At one point, he was hunched over a table, then abruptly woke up and shouted out of the blue, 'I am a father of five kids! I am a damn good fat...

LA Times Calls Bullshit on Its Own Tupac/Diddy Story

diddy_bday.jpg Remember that LA Times story we called bullshit on, like, weeks ago? The LA Times called bullshit on it today, too. "In relying on documents that I now believe were fake, I failed to do my job," said Chuck Philips, the reporter behind a story accusing Sean "Diddy" Combs of being behind a shooting of Tupac. "I'm sorry." The Deputy Managing Editor made a statement of his own: We should not have let ourselves be fooled. That we were is as much my fault as Chuck's. I deeply regret that we let our readers down." So there you go. ...