Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Littlest Beet

charlie.jpg Everyone, meet Charlie. Charlie, meet everyone. Charlie is my new baby Shih-Tzu!!! He's 8 weeks old and I just adopted him today, which is why I was a little late picking up on the Brangie wedding news. Some things are even more important than a Brangelina marriage. Hard to believe, but true. :) He's the absolute sweetest, cutest puppy on the planet!!! He's smaller than all my cats and he likes playing with all their toys more than they do. Now I just have to train him to use their litte...

Natasha Lyonne Remembers the Good Times

Okay, this is pretty hilarious. Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It's so fucking funny. She's like "Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie," responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says -- and I can't tell if she's joking or not -- that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style. I love this girl, meth-head or not. The clip she's responding to is after the jump. [source] PS -- Sorry for all the downtime on Friday, and the lack of posting. We're still having technical issues, and, I promise, we're still working on them. We're even going to HIRE someone to work on them! Look, Ma! I have an IT department! Read More /> Okay, this is pretty hilarious. Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It's so fucking funny. She's like "Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie," responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says -- and I can't tell if she's joking or not -- that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style. I love this girl, meth-head or n...

I Want Gisele Bundchen’s Life

Gisele Bundchen Launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign, Pictures, Photos You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it's bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and they all have pain and heartbreak and sadness and rough nights just like you and me, and I understand that, in many cases, money and fame only worsen the problem. I understand that most of these lives are not in any way enviable. But Gisele? Fuck Gisele. Gisele lives in this magical little world ...

I Still Think Mena Suvari’s Pregnant

Mena Suvari at Socialvibe.com launch party, pictures, photos I brought this up a couple weeks ago, and you guys disagreed, but I'm sticking to my guns. This new set of pictures has me even more convinced. Mena normally has respectable fashion sense, but lately she's been rocking these outfits that there is no earthly reason to wear if you're not trying to hide a little baby bump. And look at the way Simone's touching her. That's the way you touch your pregnant girlfriend. She's knocked up, you guys. ...