Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ivanka Trump Is Kinda-Sorta Engaged to Jared Kushner

20070419nyo Did I ever tell you guys about the time I wore Ivanka Trump's tank top? So my parents shipped me off every summer to this "camp" outside of Boston -- there was nothing "camp" about it, though. We slept in fancy dorms and ate fancy foods and occasionally were compelled to attend "activities," but basically we just had a ton of free time to wander around and get high and engage in various sexual activities with one another. Needless to say, the camp attracted a lot of kids from NYC's Upper East ...

Explain to Me How Meadow Soprano Is Still Dating Turtle

I'm completely obsessed with this interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler did on Jimmy Kimmel this week. First off, I'm blown away that she's still dating Jerry Ferrara. Don't get me wrong, Jerry seems like a cool guy, but he's a far cry in the looks department from AJ DiScala or Scott Sartiano. But I guess it didn't work out with those guys, so she's trying something different? Whatever makes you happy. Jamie also dishes about her addiction to Tiger Woods Golf on Xbox, which I find hilarious. She says she plays up to four hours a day, and spends the whole time thinking about things she should be doing. I guess Jerry also has his friends in Brooklyn spying on her on there, so he always knows when she's wasting a day on Tiger Woods. This is especially amusing to me, because back in LA I dated a guy who did the exact same thing. We'd make plans for the night, and I'd come over at the appointed time, and he would not only not be ready to go out, he'd be stoned and on hour six of a Tiger Woods game. That stuff is like crack. /> I'm completely obsessed with this interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler did on Jimmy Kimmel this week. First off, I'm blown away that she's still dating Jerry Ferrara. Don't get me wrong, Jerry seems like a cool guy, but he's a far cry in the looks department from AJ DiScala or Scott Sartiano. But I guess it didn't work out with those guys, so she's trying something different? Whatever makes you happy. Jamie also dishes about her addiction to Tiger Woods Golf on Xbox, which I find hilarious. She s...

Well Look Who’s a Senator!

Comedian Al Franken FINALLY won his battle for the Minnesota senate seat, and he's now been a senator for all of five days. He made his big debut today at the confirmation hearing for SCOTUS judge Sonia Sotomayor ... by making stupid jokes about Perry Mason. I hope he gets a whole lot funnier in the coming months -- I was expecting better, yo! /> Comedian Al Franken FINALLY won his battle for the Minnesota senate seat, and he's now been a senator for all of five days. He made his big debut today at the confirmation hearing for SCOTUS judge Sonia Sotomayor ... by making stupid jokes about Perry Mason. I hope he gets a whole lot funnier in the coming months -- I was expecting better, yo!...

Double Douche!

Hayley Glassman, Jon Gosselin For someone who said he didn't want fame, a post-separation Jon Gosselin sure is taking advantage of it. The father of eight is currently in St. Tropez, partying with Christian Audigier. Word on the street is that they're thinking of "working" together, possibly on a children's line. Oh, also in St. Tropez with Jon? His girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. She's the daughter of Kate's former plastic surgeon. Kate, for her part, is hanging out in Reading, Pa with the kids. T...

Vivienne and Knox Turn 1!!!

425adbpittknoxajolievivienne012709 It's hard to believe that a full year has gone by since the Brangelina twins were born. Or does it seem like it's been way more than a year? I don't know. I change my mind every thirty seconds. But Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon turned one today, and I'm pleased to see that we'll still worshiping non-Jolie-Pitt deities. It's just a matter of time, though, before these children grow up and become a religion. A beautiful, pouty-lipped religion. ...

Bruno Tops the Box Office!

brunopigpenis2 I saw Bruno last night in New York City. Since it's an 88-minute movie, it was showing about every 45 minutes in damn near every theater in Manhattan. We had hoped to go to the 9:05 showing, but that was sold out, in addition to the 9:45 and the 10:05. We managed to get tickets for the 10:25, in a theater the size of a small basketball stadium. Which was packed. The audience was screaming with laughter the entire time. Throughout the movie, I just kept turning to my friends and saying "Oh my...

This Is a Conversation That Actually Happened

57881216paris_hitlon712200910801am Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: What does that mean? Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend Forever Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: This will be my best case forever. Paris Hilton: You're my best judge forever. Yes, this is a conversation that actually took place in a courtroom. Paris Hilton was defending herself against an $8 million lawsuit's claim that she didn't do her part to promote the 2006 box-office bomb Pledge This! I guess her new show's title came up, an...

Kill Me Now: Lauren Conrad’s Book Is a Best-Seller

56401679laurenconrad12232008110721am The "novel" that Lauren Conrad "wrote," L.A. Candy, is the #1 book on the NY Times Bestseller list for the second week since its June 16th release. In equally wonderful news, Miley Cyrus's book, Miles to Go, rings in at #7. Fittingly, a novel called Scat took the #10 spot. With all this success, keep your eyes open for Lauren's sophomore novel, which will be a completely fictional story about a former reality TV star who decides to write a book. And also look out for my debut novel, whi...

The Madge Clan Does Paris

58188ep_madonna_b-gr_02 The latest stop on Madonna's tour is Paris, and she's brought all of her kids along for the ride. Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy hit up Montemartre and Cathedral Notre Dame this week ... with two nannies and a bodyguard. I guess Madonna was busy prepping for the show. But, damn, Mercy's been a part of Madonna's family for less than a month, and that little girl's already seen more of the world than I have. [gallery]...

Ryan Reynolds Lands Green Lantern Role

ryan_reynolds_green_lantern After much ado, it appears that Mr. Scarlett Johansson will be taking the coveted role of The Green Lantern in the upcoming flick based on the DC Comics hero. Reynolds and his camp entered negotiations for the part Friday, after the studio held two rounds of screen tests, along with actors Bradley Cooper and Jared Leto. Justin Timberlake also did a screen test. The studio had holding options on the actors, but, except for Reynolds, those expired Monday. Reynolds’ option would have expired end of day Friday. One reason for the long search was De Line, Ca...