Ivanka Trump Can Get Back to Focusing on Her Career April 2, 2008Evil BeetIvanka Trump Ivanka's friends are confirming that she's split from her beau of one year, real estate heir/wunderkind Jared Kushner. "It was mutual," said a friend. "It's a sad thing." Now Ivanka can get back to the business of pretending to run a department at Trump. And women can get back to not at all wanting to be her. And men can get back to thinking about how she does have great tits and they might be attracted to her if she weren't so business-like and driven and intimidating. ...
Velvet Revolver Dumps Scott Weiland April 1, 2008Evil BeetScott Weiland Yeah, he's out. Says Slash in a press release issued Tuesday: "This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn’t 100% committed to either. Among other things, his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on." If this is an April Fool's joke -- and I don't think it is -- it's a really stupid one. Because, come on, you'd dump Scott Weiland, too. Heroin addicts are only cute for so long. Velvet Revolver plans t...
She’s Back, Bitches April 1, 2008Evil BeetKylie Minogue Kylie Minogue performed her new single, "All I See," on Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night. You know, Madonna gets a ton of credit for being on the scene forever and constantly reinventing herself, but Kylie's been around forever, too. She's been through so much shit -- including a bout with cancer -- and she just keeps getting stronger in the face of it. I love her for that. As a reminder, I've also included here the video for "Locomotion," her first single, which was released in 1987. ...
Kerry Washington Is Like the Coolest Person Ever April 1, 2008Evil BeetKerry Washington While other starlets her age only wear suits to their DUI court dates, Kerry Washington is always in sharp business attire testifying before Congress for one cause or another. She showed up on Tuesday to testify at a House Appropriations hearing on Funding for the Arts. Way to go, Kerry. Thank you for being a kick-ass positive role model. ...
I Guess It’s Time for Jay-Z and Beyonce to Break Up April 1, 2008Evil BeetBeyonce, Jay-Z After six years of dating in relative peace, Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles have reportedly filed for a marriage license. They've kept their private relationship notoriously private, rarely talking about each other or their relationship in interviews. The marriage license isn't the same thing as getting married, obviously, but it's valid for 60 days should they choose to bite the bullet. And everything had been going so well before ... ...
Well Look Who Has a Sense of Humor April 1, 2008Evil BeetHillary "2008" Clinton Senator Hilary Clinton has challenged Barack Obama to a bowl-off. Winner take all....
Hey Guess What Comes Out Today? April 1, 2008Evil BeetMichael Stipe The new R.E.M. album, Accelerate. The boys showed up on the Today Show to perform and celebrate. I'm listening to the album right now on my Rhapsody player. It's pretty good, but nowhere near the awesomeness of the new Counting Crows album. I LOVE YOU, ADAM DURITZ!!! To check out the R.E.M. boys performing their songs this morning, click here. ...
Super Sweet 16 Dad May Be Going to Super Sweet Prison April 1, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized This is fabulous. Gary Milby, the father of one of the girls featured on My Super Sweet 16, turns out to be a "fake" oil tycoon who swindled senior citizens out of tens of millions of dollars. "I love oil," his daughter Ariel proclaimed during the episode. "Oil means shoes and cars and purses." In a lawsuit filed in September by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (the government agency responsible for enforcing federal securities laws and regulating the securities industry and...
Quotables April 1, 2008Evil BeetSteve-O "My urge to stay sober, today, is way stronger than my urge to get fucked up. I truly pray to keep it that way ... I'm going door-to-door from rehab to a sober house. Woo-hoo!" Steve-O, who's currently in treatment for alcoholism and drug abuse. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually proud of Steve-O right now. ...