You knew her well as a teenager, but she's 23 now and rocking a much more adult look.
Who's this celeb?
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One of my old pals from NYC -- who also happens to be a very talented writer -- launched a site called Postcards From Yo Momma. It's emails and IM chats people have with their mothers.
It's pretty much the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life.
Check it out. Now. />...
Oh, Britney!
It happened!
You did something and it was good!
As opposed to your VMA performance, after which the MTV employee handbook was reprinted and redistributed to include the line "Do not, under any circumstances, put Britney Spears on stage live," the folks over at How I Met Your Mother actually want you back!
According to multiple sources, Brit's in talks to reprise her role as Ted's stalker in at least one more episode. "It all depends on her availability," says an insider.
Aw, B...
"I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of 'The Hills,' especially since the new season started."
John McCain, in response to this.
Okay, you know what?
Mad, mad props to McCain for this.
Well-played, Mr. Senator. Well-played, indeed. ...
The conversation I had with the veterinarian today:
Vet: Now, this breed is particularly prone to dental problems, so you're going to want to keep a close eye on his teeth.
Me: Okay. But he doesn't have any teeth right now.
Vet: Oh, yes, he does.
Me: No, he doesn't.
Vet: Yes, he does.
Me: No, he doesn't. He has one or two way in back, but that's it.
Vet: [Looks at me like I'm insisting my dog can fly.] He has teeth. Let me show you. [Vet opens Charlie's mouth.] Oh. Wow. You're ri...
Here's the starlet and her puppy, Charlie, at an event celebrating their cover of Animal Fair.
Charlie is an awesome name for a puppy!...
The Sun is reporting today on a video that's surfaced online that has burlesque queen Dita Von Teese engaging in some manner of lesbian sex with a very strange sex toy.
This is not burlesque, people, this is full-on porn. And it's pretty hot.
Video is after the jump. It's very NSFW.
Update: Video removed upon request....
In a new interview with Elle magazine:
"I'm not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?," she asks. "I'm not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!" Then, making a face, she adds, "I would never get fat."
And, she adds: "I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm just against discussing it."
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When some intrepid reporter actually used precious breath to ask Heidi Montag who she's voting for, she responded: "I'm voting for John McCain ... I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience." I guess, at that point, Spencer said something to admonish her about talking politics in interviews, and she responded, "I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for," which is pretty much the smartest thing she's ever said in her whole life.
This whole exchange raises a very important ...
"I got a lot of shit at the end about 'Why weren't you there for him?' But being that close, I dealt with it all the time. And in that situation, before the guy's dead, he's just kind of an asshole. Truth is, you get a junkie who's wasted all the time and moody and angry and trying to knock you around, you say, 'OK, you go do that, and I'll be over here.'"
David Spade, who's quoted in The Last Days of Chris Farley, a book penned by Farley's brother.
Excerpts from the book will run in ...