From the Hollywood Reporter's review of the Harold and Kumar sequel, Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay:
"Innumerable sharks lurk in the ocean between New Jersey and Cuba, and Harold and Kumar just jumped every one of them."
L. O. L.
Needless to say, the review was not positive.
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Watch it before Warner Bros pulls it and sends me an angry letter.
You know, I kind of hated this song when it first leaked, but it may be growing on me. Sigh. I wanted so badly to hate it. />
Watch it before Warner Bros pulls it and sends me an angry letter.
You know, I kind of hated this song when it first leaked, but it may be growing on me. Sigh. I wanted so badly to hate it. ...
It's been awhile since we've had photos of Lindsay out shopping, but she's back at it, hitting up Diavolina on Robertson.
And she's wearing leggings again. And she's blonder.
My favorite part of this photo? The guy standing by the door, holding Windex. Like, "Shit, this place is gonna need a thorough cleaning the fucking minute Lindsay Lohan leaves. Does anyone have a rubber bodysuit I could borrow?"...
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I hate Minnie Driver. I can't even remember why at this point. It started back in the Matt Damon days. I used to really like her, and then she did something that pissed me off, and I can't remember what, but I still hate her for it and I know I can never forgive her for that thing she did ten years ago that I can't remember. It's like Minnie Driver and I are estranged right now. I am Angelina Jolie and Minnie Driver is my Jon Voight. (And Charlie is my Maddox! And Minnie will never get to me...
Bobby Brown is one big huge giant turd.
The huge loser has written a tell-all about his relationship with Whitney Houston. In it, he basically blames Whitney for his drug problem.
"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice," he says. "At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."
Heh. "Co...
All together now:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hulk Hogan and his new girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, were spotted splashing around in Miami this weekend. The two have reportedly been dating since around January.
"He's very happy," says a source. "He just seems very happy. His mood has changed. He's in a better place."
His mood has changed? Hell, his entire color has changed. Seriously, he is darker than Barack Obama right now. Somewhere at Hillary's campaign headquarters, they're si...
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Last May, Naomi Campbell spouted off to W magazine about how she was truly embracing sobriety, how she'd surrendered and had found inner peace.
Last November, we caught her posed at a dinner with a glass of wine.
And yesterday, she was arrested at Heathrow Airport for spitting on a police officer after she learned one of her bags was missing.
Yeah.
I think Naomi Campbell's off the wagon. And probably headed to rehab soon, if not to jail. ...
Here's Melissa Joan Hart showing off her son -- Braydon Hart Wilkerson -- at the book party for The Hot Mom To Be Handbook.
Mark was born on March 12.
What a cutie!!!
He'll probably be doing lines with Jodie Sweetin's baby in no time!...
Jodie "Meth Head" Sweetin and second husband Cody Herpin are expecting a baby on April 6. It's a girl, and Jodie plans to name her Zoie.
OMG. ...
Here's Brittany hosting the opening of something called Blumarine in Coral Gables, Florida.
There are 38 red carpet images from this event on WireImage.
The lighting is good in zero of them.
It's like the cameras themselves are actually trying to protect you from the sight of Brittany's husband....