Wow. Tuesday sucked. Like, hardcore sucked. You know, I'm not a super religious person, but I'm really big on God and faith, and, as some of you might have noticed, I've had a really fucking hard few months. Through it all, I had full trust in God. And things started to turn around when I got Charlie. I was much happier, I had a brighter outlook on life, and I was like, "Phew, I've lived through the worst of it." And then this shit happens and it just rocks you to the core. Not just because ...
Tragically, little Charlie went into respiratory and cardiac arrest last night, and they couldn't resuscitate him.
He was only in my life a very short time, but he made a huge impact, and I will miss him terribly.
At least he's not sick and suffering anymore.
I love you, little guy. />...
Here's Adam and Counting Crows performing "Cowboys," from their new album, on A&E's Private Sessions. I am obsessed with this whole album, but especially this song. I play it over and over again.
I know you don't all approve of my Adam obsession, but it's real and it's happening and all the therapy in the world can't help me from being uncontrollably attracted to his angsty, dissociative, brooding, over-emotional, brilliant ass. I know he's not traditionally hot. But he'll be remembered as one of the most talented musicians of our generation, and I have no idea what the biological basis is for why women are attracted to emotionally crippled men, but ohmygod he gets me so wet.
I am obsessed with you, Adam. Call me. Seriously. In the words of the ever-wise Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere.
A&E's interview with Adam is after the jump. I haven't watched any of it. It'll just make me go crazy. I can't handle how much I love him.
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Here's Adam and Counting Crows performing "Cowboys," from their new album, on A&E's Private Sessions. I am obsessed with this whole album, but especially this song. I play it over and over again.
I know you don't all approve of my Adam obsession, but it's real and it's happening and all the therapy in the world can't help me from being uncontrollably attracted to his angsty, dissociative, brooding, over-emotional, brilliant ass. I know he's not traditionally hot. But he'll be remembered as o...
Despite denial after denial, it appears E! will be moving forward with the Pamela Anderson reality TV show, titled, amazingly, Pamela.
However: Unlike every other reality TV show out there, Pamela's show WILL NOT feature her children.
Hooray!
Okay, I mentioned awhile back that I ran into some trouble with the Kardashians. I still can't tell you guys the whole story, but I'll tell you this part: I received a call from one of their representatives. Apparently somebody had posted Kylie and ...
Sharon Stone gets dangerously close to an upskirt at an event in Paris.
Also: Charlie is very, very sick. He was diagnosed with Parvo -- he probably had it before I adopted him, the vet said -- and he's now in the hospital and he's not doing very well. So posting is going to be slow or non-existent right now, because I'm spending almost all my time with him at the hospital, and I'm not really in a mood to be funny. Please keep him in your prayers. ...
OMG!
Remember this chick?
On September 11, 2001, she spent the entire day reporting live from the streets of Manhattan, nearly suffocating in debris. She was immediately a household name, etched into the national consciousness. After that, she spent years reporting from Afghanistan and Pakistan, interviewing Taliban prisoners and refugees.
You guys wanna know what she's doing now????
She's hosting a celebrity gossip show for CourtTV!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
In ...
Here's Denise "Bad Person" Richards at a charity event for Fertile Hope, which provides fertility resources to cancer patients.
You are not fooling anyone, Denise. You only go to these charity events because no one else wants you around.
And Denise? Bright pink lipstick went out about 20 years ago. You should donate the remainder of your collection to charity and issue a press release. ...
Heh.
So I'm at Scottsdale Fashion Square today, helping a couple of my friends get ready for a wedding this afternoon (congrats Sarah and Nate!!!) and we keep seeing these really hot black dudes around.
Now, Scottsdale is a wonderful place, but it is not exactly known for being a mecca of black people. So my friends and I learned way back in high school that when there are hot black men at Fashion Square, there is some sort of athletic event in town. There are stories to tell here, but my ...
The acclaimed actor and former NRA president passed away on Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills, with his wife Lydia by his side.
Heston announced in 2002 that he had symptoms consistent with Alzheimers, saying at the time that "I must reconcile courage and surrender in equal measure."
RIP, buddy. ...
Yup, that's right, he's releasing his second album of original material, On My Way Here, on May 6.
So that means he'll be running around doing publicity for it, and sticking his hand in Kelly Ripa's face, etc, and everyone's gonna be all like, "So are you gay, dude?" and he's gonna be all like "How about those Knicks?" and it's all going to be very exciting and important and newsworthy, especially when Rosie O'Donnell inevitably weighs in.
Also: it's been five years since Clay Aiken was on America...
Britain really, really doesn't want Snoop Dogg in their country.
Britain's Border Agency said Friday it would appeal a court's decision to reverse an earlier ruling that had banned Snoop Dogg from entering the country after the rapper and his entourage started a fight at Heathrow Airport in April 2006.
He and five others were arrested at Heathrow on charges of violent disorder for instigating a brawl in a nearby duty-free shop after their 30-person posse was denied entry into British Airways' first-class lounge because not everyone in the group was ...
I never watched Real Housewives of Orange County. Actually, I should amend that statement: I once watched about 10 minutes of Real Housewives of Orange County, and then made it a point to never watch it again, in much the same way one makes it a point to never mix bleach and ammonia in a closed room.
But I guess one of the show's "stars," Bethenny Frankel, is dating some dude named Jason Colodne, and his hoity-toity New York-based private equity firm, Patriarch Partners, is firing his as...