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They CANNOT kick Paula Abdul off Idol. They simply CANNOT. I will be devastated. Half the reason I watch that show each week is to play the delightful game that I invented. It's called "Paula Abdul: How High?" And basically the way you play is you watch Paula "talk," you watch her glazed eyes roll around in her head, you watch her try to slap Simon and practically miss, and then you write down on a piece of paper how many milligrams of Xanax you think are currently in her ...
So, I missed Lindsay Lohan's big return to "film" in ABC Family's television airing of Labor Pains today, but it's airing again on Thursday and my DVR is SET, yo. I'm not gonna miss a minute of Lindsay Lohan's fake pregnancy and real acting skills. However, I know Wendie watched it (yeah, I'm outing you on that) and I expect a full review from her when she starts work in the morning.
But I do have these pics of Lindsay messing with the paparazzi this weekend, stepping out of her house armed with waterg...
Ivanka Trump is officially a dirty Jew. She converted to the religion in order for boy-toy Jared Kushner's family to allow them to get engaged.
"Jared is my best friend for many reasons,” the heiress said. "I've allowed him to see who I truly am and he still loves me. I don't feel like I have any defensive walls built up around me ... He's a bit of a hero of mine. His ability to remain focused – he lacks an anxiety that's natural for someone his age handed so much responsibility."
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It brings me great sadness to report on the passing of Frank McCourt, the brilliant memoirist who I consider a personal literary hero.
McCourt initially garnered attention with Angela's Ashes, and went on to write two more bestsellers: 'Tis and Teacher Man. His heartfelt words and his story resonated with readers worldwide, myself included.
He passed away on Sunday in New York City after battling illness for several years.
You will be missed, Mr. McCourt. ...
Don't worry, folks. Lest you think we were done scraping the bottom of the Gosselin barrel for stories today, I'm pleased to bring you just one more (I think): Jon Gosselin has officially purchased an apartment in Manhattan. It's a 2-bedroom in the Alexandria at 72nd and Broadway. It's apparently a nice building, but nothing super fancy. However, I did a quick little check, and it looks like 1-beds in the building sell for around a million bucks. So you know he probably paid $1.5M or up for the...
As I previously mentioned, today is a very slow news day. A slow news day is a Z-lister's best friend. Which is why we're finally hearing news about Leelee Sobieski getting engaged last month to her boyfriend, menswear designer Adam Kimmel.
In fact, the above pictures were taken June 23 at the Public Enemies premiere in LA, and Leelee's making absolutely no effort to hide her engagement ring. On the red carpet, she told Us Weekly that she was "leaving to meet [Adam] in Paris" the next day...
Oh, happy day! Samantha and Lindsay back together, in broad daylight, like the star-crossed, coke-fueled lovers that they are. Lindsay and Sam had lunch at a Mexican restaurant in LA yesterday, and then headed out to see the American Idol tour. Yeah, you read that right. The American Idol tour. They both clearly loved it, Twittering about how Matt Giraud and Adam Lambert were so amazing. (No comments on Kris Allen, though.)
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It's a super-slow news day, but luckily for us, Hailey Glassman is here to redeem it. InTouch has a bunch more fun photos of Hailey getting stoned and drunk and sloppy. And The Superficial has a fantastic quote from one of her old college pals (wait, is she even done with college yet?):
We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word..."coke diet!" I also talk...
Listen, it's never okay when someone decides to do a red carpet out in the sun on a bright day. Nobody can look good under those conditions. It's impossible. So Pam Anderson gets a pass on everything here ... except the nipples. Like, I know you have a lot on your mind right now, Pam, what with your ... uh ... and your .... um ... whatever, but honestly the publicist who allowed you on the red carpet with your nipples pointing in completely opposite directions should be fired.
Pam's in Mont...
We haven't heard much from Josh Hartnett recently in the way of, ya know, movies, but you better believe that's not stopping him from invading the pants of all the models in New York City. (They have their own lounge now, you know.)
Josh was spotted hanging around New York with his girlfriend, Sophie Lie, who's pursuing a Ph.D. in comparative literature at Columbia University after spending four years in equity capital markets for Goldman Sachs. I'm kidding. She's a model.
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Let me walk you through this:
1) Jon Gosselin and his girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman, at the airport in Nice, returning home from their romantic vacation.
2) Kate Gosselin packing her things and getting the hell out of their Reading, Pa. home.
3) Jon Gosselin spending quality time with daughter Mady.
In fairness, I guess there was a short period of time that Jon and Kate were at the Reading home with their kids together, but I think in general as soon as Jon shows up she's outti...