Fore! April 14, 2008Evil BeetDrew Lachey, Nick Lachey Drew and Nick Lachey participate in the Fifth Annual Autism Speaks celebrity golf tournament in LA. It's great that they're supporting an autism charity, but honestly? They look kind of ridiculous. There's no turn-off quite like a man in golf shorts. I like my men in firefighter uniforms. Ass-less firefighter uniforms, to be specific. ...
Pete Wentz Says Ashlee’s Not Pregnant April 14, 2008Evil BeetAshlee Simpson, Pete Wentz In an email to MTV News, Pete says: "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover ... I mean really, this is crazy ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it." Eh. She's totally preggers....
It’s DUI Time! April 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Up now: Carmelo Anthony, the 23-year-old Denver Nuggets star. Carmelo was arrested on suspicion of DUI around 4 am on Monday morning, for weaving and driving with his high-beams on. He agreed to let cops take a blood sample, the results of which will be available after two weeks, at which point this whole thing will be a non-story. Smart guy. The arrest came just hours after he played his worst game of the season. He was processed at Denver police HQ and then released, because Denv...
Yippee-Kay-Ay, Motherfuckers April 14, 2008Evil BeetSnoop Dogg For reasons passing understanding, Snoop Dogg appeared backstage at the CMT Awards on Monday. Maybe his options for appearances are limited, seeing as most countries are currently trying to ban him. ...
Lily Allen’s New Man???? April 13, 2008Evil BeetLily Allen Nah, I'm just joking. The newly blonde and newly single Ms. Allen took along her stoner brother, Alfie, to the UK premiere of Flashbacks of a Fool. It's nice to see Lily leaning on her family for support during what I'm sure is a tough time in her life. I can get behind any dude who pairs dirty white sneakers with a suit. ...
Someone May Have Finally Had the Good Sense to Attack Adnan Ghalib April 13, 2008Evil BeetAdnan Ghalib The only agency reporting this "attack" is the JFX photo agency. Here's what they have to say: Adnan was attacked and stabbed last night but he is doing OK after receiving medical attention for his wounds. He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world ...
Moving Right Along April 13, 2008Evil BeetPink After her February split from husband Carey Hart, Pink and her six-pack abs were spotted this weekend frolicking in the Malibu ocean with Todd Morse, the guitarist for Juliette Lewis's band. Todd's actually kind of a hottie. Not super-hot, but not bad either. ...
All Growed Up! April 13, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Who'd've thunk it? Little Fred Savage is 31 years old now. It's been 20 years since he did The Princess Bride. Here he is posing at a charity function with wife Jennifer Lynn Stone and son Oliver. Jennifer is expecting their second child in May. You know what's weird? Whenever I hear about celebs I was familiar with as a child, I'm always like, "Oh my gosh, he's that old???? It doesn't feel like that long at all." But for some reason, with Fred Savage, I'm like, "He's only 31?" Somehow ...
It’s Baby Season! April 13, 2008Evil BeetCate Blanchett Congrats to Cate Blanchett, who gave birth to her third son with husband Andrew Upton on Sunday. Little Ignatius Martin was born in a Sydney hospital. Mother and baby are doing well. I hope the kids get their mom's hair, that's for sure. ...
Britney Spears and the No Good Very Bad Day April 13, 2008Evil BeetBritney Spears Here's Britney pouting in her car after she caused what the photo agency is calling a "three-car pileup." This is probably a little exaggerated, as she actually just rear-ended the car in front of her in heavy traffic, and that car hit the car in front of it, and all of them were perfectly capable of driving to a nearby gas station and chatting with police. No one was injured. Britney was out for a spin with her bodyguard, who took over the driving duties after the accident. ...
Don’t Buy Animals From Pet Stores!!!! April 13, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Here's Ricky Schroder and his daughter leaving a pet store in Malibu after playing with the puppies. Seriously, Ricky, I had to learn this the hard way. Don't make your daughter go through it, too!!!!!! Adopt from rescues and shelters, people!!!!! Oh, and if you didn't read the Ricky Schroder story I posted a couple weeks ago, you must. ...