Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Plugging Shit My Friends Do: Mind Over Matter (M.O.M.) Fundraiser

boledovich_fam.jpg On May 1, 2005, my dear friend Trisha lost her amazing, loving mother after a difficult three-year battle with mental illness. Since then, Trisha and her siblings have hosted an annual fundraising 5K run/walk for the charity they started in honor of their mother, Mind Over Matter (M.O.M.). This shows a tremendous amount of strength and perseverance on their part, and I am proud to call her my friend. Proceeds from the race go to support suicide prevention and mental health charities. In p...

HOT FIREMEN!

Houston Firefighter Calendar 2008, Pictures, Photos Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I ::heart:: my readers! So I mentioned earlier that I like my men in firefighter uniforms. And I got an email today from a reader. The text said: I just wanted to tell you that I'm moving to Houston and when I get there, I am setting my house on fire! (sorry they're not ass-less uniforms) And since it's a slow news day, I am including here all the photos, from the Houston Firefighters 2008 calendar, that the reader sent to me. Because nothing'll pe...

Ashlee Simpson Doesn’t Quite Deny Pregnancy Rumors

ashlee_kca.jpg When asked by MTV News' Kim Stolz (I love that Kim Stolz has a career now) about her possible pregnancy, Ashlee responded with this: "I just think it's an inappropriate question to ask any woman. For me, that's something that I didn't ever want to respond to, because I think it's an inappropriate question. Some things, you want to keep personal, and I think that when people deny [reports that they're pregnant], it's probably because it's something they want to keep personal." This is a fa...

Oh, Ivana Trump’s Fourth Marriage Is Definitely Going to Last Forever!

ivana_engaged.jpg Extra has obtained a transcript of a phone conversation between Ivana Trump and -- who else? -- the cops. It was recorded on March 17, less than a month before her wedding, and includes this line: "What's going on is that I have a boyfriend which I want to leave my home and he called the police before and he's abusive ... He got, he got pissed off and I need him out of this house." Ivana and the dispatcher then chat a bit about their dogs, she continues to demand the police show up to remove he...

Rob Lowe Can Expose Himself to Me Anytime

Lowe's 24-year-old former nanny, Jessica Gibson, is accusing Rob Lowe of sexually harrassing her in an exciting variety of ways. She also says Lowe's wife, Sheryl, would walk around the house naked, make crude comments, and discuss she and Lowe's sex life with the nanny. Her attorney is Gloria Allred, of course. One of Gibson's claims is that Lowe "placed his hand inside Gibson's pants" several times. Okay, if this is what's involved with being a nanny for Rob Lowe, bring it on. I'm so in. /> Lowe's 24-year-old former nanny, Jessica Gibson, is accusing Rob Lowe of sexually harrassing her in an exciting variety of ways. She also says Lowe's wife, Sheryl, would walk around the house naked, make crude comments, and discuss she and Lowe's sex life with the nanny. Her attorney is Gloria Allred, of course. One of Gibson's claims is that Lowe "placed his hand inside Gibson's pants" several times. Okay, if this is what's involved with being a nanny for Rob Lowe, bring it on...

The Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape?

Marilyn Monroe in White Bathing Suit, Pictures, Photos I swear to you, if they had video cameras in the caveman era, we'd have footage of caveman celebrities giving blow jobs. Did they have celebrities in the caveman era? I bet they did, but they were probably, like, warrior heroes or something. I bet they'd've made videos of their warrior heroes clubbing women and dragging them off to have sex. And trying to shove, like, warrior wine canisters up their vaginas. You think kinkiness is a modern world thing? I bet not. I bet some of those ancient cave...

Jennifer Lopez Is Pissing Me Off

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Pictures, Photos Here's Jennifer looking svelte and young and happy, less than two months after giving birth to twins. Jen has reportedly lost 40 pounds in those two months. God, I can't even seem to lose five pounds. Maybe if I stopped eating Burger King and cookie dough all day. And exercised. But OMG! The bed in the furnished apartment I am renting is KILLING me. It seemed okay at first, but, after three nights of sleeping on it, I honestly cannot stand up straight. It's AWFUL on my back. I, like, waddle...

BFF Alert!

Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow Leaving a London Gym, Pictures, Photos Our two favorite British wannabes, Gwyneth Paltow and Madonna, leave a London gym together. I can just imagine their chats on the stairclimber: Madge: Oh, dahhhling, London is just seeeew gaaaaaaaahgeous. Gwyn: Yaaays. I simply adooooore this city in the springtime. Madge: I recall my childhood here in London, skipping up and down the cobblestones and frolicking in the paaaaahk. Gwyn: Weren't you born in Detroit? Madge: Lies. All lies. Anyway. Check out Madge's pants. They...