Here's Heidi Montag "rapping" on TRL this week. I'm embarrassed for her. Which is nothing new. I'm usually embarrassed for her. So is the entire country. Heidi Montag is just, like, an all-around embarrassment.
Like, this one time, I was really drunk at a party, and Tupac's "Changes" came on, and for some reason I knew all the words, and so I grabbed a can-opener, of all things, and used it as a mic to rap along to the entire song. Many people took photographs, and they still laugh about it to this day. Like, "Remember that time you rapped with the can opener at that party in San Diego? Wanna see the pictures?? I still have them!" and I'm like, "Oh, God, no. No pictures. No talking about that. Please. Burn them." But, like, Heidi Montag essentially did that sober in front of a national audience. Very, very tragic. />
Here's Heidi Montag "rapping" on TRL this week. I'm embarrassed for her. Which is nothing new. I'm usually embarrassed for her. So is the entire country. Heidi Montag is just, like, an all-around embarrassment.
Like, this one time, I was really drunk at a party, and Tupac's "Changes" came on, and for some reason I knew all the words, and so I grabbed a can-opener, of all things, and used it as a mic to rap along to the entire song. Many people took photographs, and they still laugh about...
Okay, part of me feels kind of bad whenever I make fun of Scientology. Because, like, it is a religion, and we do support religious freedom in this country, and I'm all about that, and if I ran a video like this about, say, Mormonism, I'd hear no end of shit about it, but for some reason most people seem to be a-okay with hating on Scientology. I think it's just that any religion involving a character called "Xenu" is just begging to be picked on.
Here's actor Jason Beghe -- who's had small roles and guest spots in a trillion TV shows and movies dating back to the mid-80s -- spewing off about how much he hates Scientology. This is after he was an active Scientologist for many years. I can't understand most of what he's saying -- it's all in Scientology terms -- but I know he's probably not a big fan of the religion anymore. The cussing gives that away. />
Okay, part of me feels kind of bad whenever I make fun of Scientology. Because, like, it is a religion, and we do support religious freedom in this country, and I'm all about that, and if I ran a video like this about, say, Mormonism, I'd hear no end of shit about it, but for some reason most people seem to be a-okay with hating on Scientology. I think it's just that any religion involving a character called "Xenu" is just begging to be picked on.
Here's actor Jason Beghe -- who's had smal...