Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Criss Angel Is Still Alive?

Criss Angel and Girlfriend Veronica Grabowski, Miss Nevada USA, Pictures, Photos I guess he is, and his new girlfriend is Miss Nevada USA, Veronica Grabowski. And Criss was reportedly pissed when she didn't make the finals of the Miss USA pageant last week. Shortly after Angel's honey, Miss Nevada USA Veronica Grabowski, didn't make the finals of the Miss USA pageant at the Planet Hollywood Resort, Angel - who flipped the NBC cameras the bird - wigged out when he saw Las Vegas Review Journal columnist Norm Clarke. Angel was ticked off that Clarke ran an interview with pr...

It Hurts! It Hurts!!!

Here's Heidi Montag "rapping" on TRL this week. I'm embarrassed for her. Which is nothing new. I'm usually embarrassed for her. So is the entire country. Heidi Montag is just, like, an all-around embarrassment. Like, this one time, I was really drunk at a party, and Tupac's "Changes" came on, and for some reason I knew all the words, and so I grabbed a can-opener, of all things, and used it as a mic to rap along to the entire song. Many people took photographs, and they still laugh about it to this day. Like, "Remember that time you rapped with the can opener at that party in San Diego? Wanna see the pictures?? I still have them!" and I'm like, "Oh, God, no. No pictures. No talking about that. Please. Burn them." But, like, Heidi Montag essentially did that sober in front of a national audience. Very, very tragic. /> Here's Heidi Montag "rapping" on TRL this week. I'm embarrassed for her. Which is nothing new. I'm usually embarrassed for her. So is the entire country. Heidi Montag is just, like, an all-around embarrassment. Like, this one time, I was really drunk at a party, and Tupac's "Changes" came on, and for some reason I knew all the words, and so I grabbed a can-opener, of all things, and used it as a mic to rap along to the entire song. Many people took photographs, and they still laugh about...

Is Jennie Garth Going Back to 90210???

Jennie Garth and Her Daughters, Pictures, Photos Jennie had been cast in a CBS pilot called My Best Friend's Girl, but she quit the show abruptly on Monday after the table read, fueling speculation that she wants to do the CW's 90210 remake instead. Jennie will be replaced in the pilot by Canadian actress Kristin Booth. It's been rumored that the 90210 pilot's writer, Rob Thomas, has been trying to woo Jennie into coming onto his show. He wants to cast her as a fashion design teacher at her old high school. This sudden decision by Jennie seems to indicate that she wants the job. However, it should be noted that he...

Jessica Is Soooo Jealous!

jess_ash.jpg Come on, we've always known that underneath that whole "we're sisters and we love and support each other unconditionally act," there's always been some serious sibling rivalry between Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. And now OK! magazine is confirming that Jessica is, of course, ridiculously jealous of Ashlee right now. “Jessica Simpson has yearned for a baby for years. She’s told friends that she can’t wait to be a mom and has even joked that if she has to, she’ll res...

Oh, God, Please Let Britney Release Her Video Diaries

britney_crash1.jpg OMG! Most exciting news EVER!!!! It turns out Britney has been keeping VIDEO DIARIES for the past six months. (Weird ... who'd've thought Britney liked to be on camera???) and now she's "threatening" to release them online, or possibly to MTV. Oh, please, Lord, just let her put this shit on YouTube. Please, please, please, please. As well as rants about her family and friends, the singer reveals intimate information about her ex, Justin Timberlake, and her rivalry with Christina Aguilera. "Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite," we're told. "Her high-profile friends and ...

Everyone’s in on This Paris/Benji Prank

paris_benji1.jpg I refuse to believe this is real. I simply refuse. But now even the Hilton parents are playing along. Yes, we're back to Robin Leach's blog, which you really must check out. It's a true paragon of Internet design work. And by that I mean he has not done a thing to change the default WordPress theme. Sexy! Seriously, like, if my grandfather decided to create a blog, it would have more bells and whistles than Robin Leach's. In fact, my grandfather is probably younger than Robin Leach. Okay, look: i...

Hating on Scientology is Fun for Everyone!

Okay, part of me feels kind of bad whenever I make fun of Scientology. Because, like, it is a religion, and we do support religious freedom in this country, and I'm all about that, and if I ran a video like this about, say, Mormonism, I'd hear no end of shit about it, but for some reason most people seem to be a-okay with hating on Scientology. I think it's just that any religion involving a character called "Xenu" is just begging to be picked on. Here's actor Jason Beghe -- who's had small roles and guest spots in a trillion TV shows and movies dating back to the mid-80s -- spewing off about how much he hates Scientology. This is after he was an active Scientologist for many years. I can't understand most of what he's saying -- it's all in Scientology terms -- but I know he's probably not a big fan of the religion anymore. The cussing gives that away. /> Okay, part of me feels kind of bad whenever I make fun of Scientology. Because, like, it is a religion, and we do support religious freedom in this country, and I'm all about that, and if I ran a video like this about, say, Mormonism, I'd hear no end of shit about it, but for some reason most people seem to be a-okay with hating on Scientology. I think it's just that any religion involving a character called "Xenu" is just begging to be picked on. Here's actor Jason Beghe -- who's had smal...

Tobey & Jen Prepare for Baby #2

jen_tobey.jpg Is it just me or are there a ridiculous amount of celebrity pregnancies right now? There's either something in the air or the price of condoms has gone up. Congrats to Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer, who are reportedly expecting their second child in October. Says a pal: "Since they already have a daughter, they would love a little boy, but of course they would be just as thrilled with another daughter." According to the friend, Jen and Tobey plan to have at least three children, and are currently building a mansion in Brentwood to house them all. Th...