Today's Evil Beet Gossip

HAPPY 420, YA’LL!!!

Click here to see new video of Amy Winehouse caught smoking the ganga out on the streets of London. It's a 4/20 miracle! Have fun getting baked today, kids! Make sure you have plenty of Pringles and Lucky Charms on hand, and don't smoke anything I wouldn't smoke! />...

Getting Out the Drunk, Gay Vote

Chelsea Clinton at at GLBT Gayboorhood Pub Crawl, Pictures, Photos Here's Chelsea Clinton at the GLBT Gayboorhood Pub Crawl in Philadelphia, supporting Hillary's run for President. It's awesome that they sent Chelsea out to support this event. It's cool to see the daughter of a Presidential candidate sporting an LGBT sticker at a campaign event, and it indicates that we've come a long way in terms of public support for gay rights. Still, it would have been even cooler to have Hillary there wearing that sticker. We have plenty of room to grow, I suppose. ...

Happy Birthday, Carmen Electra!

Carmen Electra and Boyfriend Rob Patterson from Korn, Pictures, Photos Carmen celebrated her 36th birthday at PURE in Las Vegas, with her current love, Korn's touring guitarist Rob Patterson. Guyliner. Yum. Carmen reportedly got a tattoo of the letter "R" behind her ear. You know, I have to admit, that's pretty smart. Like, if you have to get your man's initial tattooed on your body, behind the ear is a good place to put it. I hope she got it put behind her right ear. That way, if they ever break up and people ask what the "R" is for, she can be like, "Oh, it...

Two for the Price of One!

lindsay_ronson.jpg The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC hired DJ Samantha Ronson for Saturday night. Little did they know they'd also be getting the services of DJ Lindsay Lohan. Look, I think it's safe to say that these two are a couple at this point. I know, I know, two girls can be close friends without being all gay together. For instance, I don't think Oprah's having sex with Gayle. But I do think Lindsay's having sex with Samantha. I think they're together. For all the rumors about how Lindsay's still d...

Jennifer Aniston, Because You Guys Like Her

jen_owen.jpg I asked you guys last month if you still cared about Jennifer Aniston, and the response was an overwhelming yes. So here she is on the set of Marley and Me, in Miami, with Owen Wilson. I don't think I've seen anyone wear short overalls with a tank top underneath them since high school, but that's the costume department's problem, not Jen's. And she actually looks cute as a button in them. Owen looks great, too. It's good to see him working and seeming happy again. ...

Sandra Bullock Is Married?

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Pictures, Photos I always forget about that. Probably because she doesn't make her marriage a publicity stunt, which is also probably why she's still married. She's married to Jesse James, and the two were in a car accident in Massachussetts on Friday night when they were hit by a drunk driver. And I get to be funny about this because no one was injured. "They were shaken up, needless to say," said a police rep. "But they were fine – he was hugging her. Jess and Sandra were hugging. They said they we...

Britney Spears to Do Another Episode of How I Met Your Mother

brit_josh.jpg Despite Neil Patrick Harris's objections (or non-objections, or whatever), sources are reporting that Britney Spears has signed on to do one more episode of How I Met Your Mother, where her appearance last month garnered the sitcom its highest ratings ever. “The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” the source said. “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.” Fox studios would not confirm the information. I drove down to ...

I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF CHRIS CROCKER!

chris_bikini.jpg Never, never, never, never, never!! You know why I love Chris Crocker? Because Chris Crocker is a self-made man. No one came to his high school and offered him a part in a reality TV show. No, no. He did this all by himself. All by his crazy, dramatic, fame-whoring self. Nobody helped him. And that is what Hollywood is supposed to be made of. And seriously the photo of him hanging out of a truck window massaging his nipples is probably the hardest I've laughed all week. I'd like ...