Look out, Manhattan! Madonna's daughter Lourdes has reportedly been begging her mom to let her go live in New York City with her biological father, Carlos Leon. Sources are reporting that Madge has agreed to let the 13-year-old spend the summer in the city with her dad. This can only end in a Page Six item involving the words "Beatrice Inn," "Mary-Kate Olsen," and "frequent bathroom trips." ...

Here's Taylor Swift, pimping out her senior prom night for an MTV show called Once Upon a Prom. Taylor chose to go to prom with Whit Wright, of Hillcrest High School in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. She narrowed the group of applicants down to about 14, then picked Whit's name out of a hat. Taylor will be on tour when her own high school has its senior prom.

Wearing a beige BCBG full-length gown, Swift picked up Wright in her new tour bus. But when she discovered that her date was wearing a pink tie and vest to honor a friend's mother who is battling breast cancer, she ran to the back of the bus and changed into a pale pink dress by Sue Wong.

Aw, that's really cute. This dude seems really, really uncomfortable, but also very sweet. I didn't get to go to my senior prom, either. But that was more because I'd dropped out of high school by then, and less because I was an international superstar. It's okay, though. I'm pretty sure I got laid that night, anyway, which is more than I can say for Taylor. "I don't kiss on the first date!" she lied, when asked if there was any monkey business between her and Whit. /> Here's Taylor Swift, pimping out her senior prom night for an MTV show called Once Upon a Prom. Taylor chose to go to prom with Whit Wright, of Hillcrest High School in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. She narrowed the group of applicants down to about 14, then picked Whit's name out of a hat. Taylor will be on tour when her own high school has its senior prom. Wearing a beige BCBG full-length gown, Swift picked up Wright in her new tour bus. But when she discovered that her date was wearing a pink ...

I guess the adoptive Cruise children aren't being completely ignored. Connor Cruise, age 13, has landed a small role in the upcoming Will Smith drama, Seven Pounds. He'll play a younger version of Smith. Connor supposedly had to audition for the role. Riiiiight. In much the same way Tori Spelling "auditioned" for her role on 90210. "Tom is so proud of Connor," says a source. "He's proud of him for really doing this on his own." I have to admit, I'm always kind of relieved to hear that the "other" Cruise children have some mann...

The stories of Lindsay "Crazy" Lohan are hitting the gossip scene at around the same time we keep hearing stories of her pounding vodka. Surprise, surprise. Lindsay was apparently at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night, with Samantha Ronson. Ashley Olsen was there, too. Ashley decided to say hello to Samantha, who's probably sold her drugs on more than one occasion. Lindsay's response? "Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' ass away from my girlfriend." Heh. ...

Despite persistent rumors of a split, the two were spotted in Vegas together at the Bernard Hopkins-Joe Calzaghe fight, and later they hung out at the roulette tables together. They flew to Sin City in a private jet, which was also carrying Whitney's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, and Ray J's big sis Brandy. The two were reportedly booked in separate rooms for the night. Eh, they're totally still banging. ...

Yawn. Joshua and Diane showed up to the opera on Monday night arm-in-arm. Dude, Katie Holmes did a way, way better job of hooking up with someone who would make her more famous. Also: what on earth is that jacket made of? ...

I guess she's back in LA now. After her whirlwind international tour with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton was spotted outside a tanning salon in LA on Monday. She certainly looks very glisten-y. And I hate myself for saying this, but I love her jacket. I want it. Except it probably costs more than a year of college tuition. Anyone know who makes it? I could try to cut back on the crack habit for a few days and save up. ...

I guess when you decide to quit drinking, you have to resort to evening activities like going to the opera. I don't think I've ever been to an opera in my life. I saw Phantom of the Opera once. Does that count? They talk in English in that one, though. I don't even like watching movies with subtitles. I doubt I'd fare well at the opera. I'm a cultureless brute. Here's Eva at the Metropolitan Opera's opening night of La Fille Du Regiment. What do we think of the dress?...

Congrats to 14-year-old Ali Lohan, who has begun filming her first movie role in Los Angeles. The film is called Mostly Ghostly, and is based on the series of R.L. Stine books of the same name. Ali will play a popular high-school senior. Which is fine, because, these days, she looks to be about 26. Much like Lindsay, who looks to be around 48. I think the Lohans age in dog years. How long before Ali ends up knocked up by Brody Jenner? I give it a couple of years. ...

It's a first! And probably a last! Here's President Bush, doing his very best impression of supporting the troops, on Deal or No Deal. />...

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