Behold, the press release:
New VH1 series “My Antonio” follows General Hospital soap star, former Calvin Klein model, and notorious bachelor Antonio Sabato Jr. on his search for true love. In this 10-episode series, thirteen beautiful women will be competing for the affection of one of the most desired men on the planet. This real-life soap opera also has a shocking plot twist when Antonio’s ex-wife shows up, pleading for Antonio to take her back. Antonio, along with the...
LOOK HOW HIP THE CW IS, YOU GUYS!!!!
The trailer for the upcoming Ashlee Simpson-starring Melrose Place features Britney's "Circus." That should be your first clue that this is a really bad trailer. Like, you can take pretty much the shittiest show on television and find some way to make it look compelling in a 60-second trailer. But this? Is a giant fail. I can't even fathom tuning in for this show. />
LOOK HOW HIP THE CW IS, YOU GUYS!!!!
The trailer for the upcoming Ashlee Simpson-starring Melrose Place features Britney's "Circus." That should be your first clue that this is a really bad trailer. Like, you can take pretty much the shittiest show on television and find some way to make it look compelling in a 60-second trailer. But this? Is a giant fail. I can't even fathom tuning in for this show. ...
Well, kids, here you have it. Nearly six months after the fact, a video apology from Chris Brown for kicking the shit out of Rihanna. He asks and prays for your forgiveness.
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Well, kids, here you have it. Nearly six months after the fact, a video apology from Chris Brown for kicking the shit out of Rihanna. He asks and prays for your forgiveness.
Thoughts?...
Kirsten Stewart looking like Joan Jett? Dakota Fanning looking like Taylor Momsen? Seventies jeans???
How can you not love it?
And Joan Jett actually is in some of these photos.
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... Michael Lohan is involved.
Yes, that Michael Lohan. You know he's been salivating from the start of this, trying to figure out how best to exploit Jon's naivete and worm himself into this story. Mission accomplished!
Yes, we all know that Jon Gosselin took Hailey Glassman to France last week, but this week he has a new girl on her arm. She's Kate Majors, a reporter for Star, which wasted absolutely no time in getting her to confess to their coupledom. "I didn't mean it to happen, i...
Jon's job for the day: Pick up refills for his Swiffer in Manhattan while looking rather stoned.
Kate's job for the day: Take three little girls to the pediatrician for a check-up while looking rather exhausted.
Those tables, they are a-turnin'! Team Kate FTW!
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OK, does the Huffington Post not have editors anymore? Jamie Lee Curtis's piece this week about pain-killer addiction, Michael Jackson, and child stardom is a rambling, run-on mess. There are, however, many lovely gems I'd like to address. The first: Jamie Lee talks about her own addiction to pain killers:
I too found painkillers after a routine cosmetic surgical procedure and I too became addicted, the morphine becomes the warm bath from which to escape painful reality. I was a lucky one. I was able to see that the pain had started long ago an...
In case you haven't caught me twittering about it recently, I've recently become obsessed with HBO's True Blood, starring the immensely talented and adorable Anna Paquin. I just can't get enough of it -- it's very creative and compelling and, well, addictive.
I was surprised a few weeks ago to hear that Anna Paquin is in a real-life romance with co-star Stephen Moyer (who plays Bill, her sexy vampire love). But I was even more surprised today to learn that Stephen left his girlfriend of seven years -- and...
Sony's movie studio has bid $50 million to acquire the worldwide distribution rights to a film based on rehearsal footage for Michael Jackson's "This Is It" comeback concert series, according to a person familiar with the bid.
The person said Monday that the bid came after several studios, including Paramount, Universal and 20th Century Fox, were shown footage starting early last week. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the bidding had not been completed. None of the studi...
For some time, it was downright enjoyable to watch the ditzy, virginity-hoarding Jessica Simpson struggle in her love life. Then it was mildly amusing. Then it was just so-so. And now I'm just plain old sad about it. As someone not much younger than Jessica who is currently on an equally non-viable search for the Love of Her Life, I would like to see her have some success. It's a little disheartening that she can't seem to find a relationship that works for more than a few months. And it's bas...
Padma Lakshmi, the frozen, stilted, emotionless host of Top Chef, is getting a sitcom on NBC. No, I'm not kidding. It was in Variety.
Lakshmi has sealed a development deal with the Peacock and sister Universal Media Studios, which plans to create a half-hour comedy for her. Original Media, which is based at Universal, is also involved; Original’s Charlie Corwin will exec produce.
Building on her “Top Chef” credentials, the show will star Lakshmi as a woman working in the culinary ...
As photo after photo of Jon "Ed Hardy" Gosselin and new 22-year-old girlfriend hit the Internet for public consumption, and news broke that Jon bought a two-bedroom bachelor pad in Manhattan and seems to be a fixture on the bar scene out there already, there is a palpable change in public opinion. Suddenly, people are seeing why Kate may have been so frustrated with Jon in the first place. I got this exclusive insider tip in my inbox this morning:
My bosses son is a production assistant o...