Earlier this week, we saw Eva Mendes sporting this super-long dress at an NYC event. I guess it's the start of a new trend, because everyone was wearing these I-dare-you-not-to-trip dresses at the Design Cares "A Night of A Thousand Lights" benefit for St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital. At this single event, we saw Diane Kruger, Iman, Molly Sims, Olivia Palermo and Lydia Hearst all wearing these ultra-long numbers. God. This is the kind of trend that promises to result in lots of funny clips of people falling on their as...

This was the dumbest publicity stunt ever. That's So Raven star Orlando Brown, who was reported missing by his manager earlier today, called into the Wendy Williams Experience today to say that he is just fine and to plug his upcoming album. For the love of God, people, don't buy that album. Seriously, Orlando, next time you want us to write about you, just give us a good old-fashioned crotch shot. Or check into rehab. Or, you know, get busted with pot in your car. (Oh, wait, you already tried that last one.) Don't have your manager report you missing. That's just uncool. />This was the dumbest publicity stunt ever. That's So Raven star Orlando Brown, who was reported missing by his manager earlier today, called into the Wendy Williams Experience today to say that he is just fine and to plug his upcoming album. For the love of God, people, don't buy that album. Seriously, Orlando, next time you want us to write about you, just give us a good old-fashioned crotch shot. Or check into rehab. Or, you know, get busted with pot in your car. (Oh, wait, you already tri...

Not that anyone except Ashley Olsen cares, but Jamie-Lynn and her beau of two years, Scott Sartiano, have split. "They are currently split up as they're living on different coasts and their lives are taking a different direction," the source says. "They are still really close and you never know what is going to happen in the future." ... The relationship turned rocky recently, and "she went to New York to work on their problems," says a friend of Sigler's. "She was in New York up until a few days ago and that's when it ended...

Um, yeah. So: 1) I don't give a shit about Desperate Housewives of NYC. 2) SplashNews already kind of hates me for consistently stealing their "exclusives." When I do it, I get condescending voicemails from them like, "My darling Evil Beet, we really need to chat about your behavior recently ..." and 3) My ad sales team thoroughly hates me because they can't find people who want their ads to run on my "porn" site. In light of all these factors, we are not hosting the uncensored A...

Here's Victoria Beckham and her sons, Romeo and Cruz, getting some ice cream at The Grove. Mmmm, ice cream sounds really yummy right now. You guys wanna know what I ate today? Okay, so I got up this morning and, before heading to work around 11 am, I ate half of a roast beef sandwich left over from last night. Then I got to work and was like, "Hm, I'm still hungry." So I go down to the cafeteria thinking maybe I'll have a nice apple or something. I leave with a bag of Cool Ranch Dor...

Here's a first listen to Fergie's "Labels or Love," the theme song for the upcoming SATC movie. It kind of plays on the original theme song. Except that the original theme song is way, way, way better. Namely, because Fergie isn't singing over it. Wow, this song really sucks. It's nauseating. I'm listening to it as I write this, and I just hate it on all new levels as it continues. Okay, I'm muting my computer now. I can't handle any more. Listen at your own risk, you guys. Everything...

"We quickly moved in together and played house. It was idyllic. I was so selfish. I liked to drink, and I had a drug problem, and that didn't jibe with Sarah Jessica, because it is the furthest thing from what she is. She provided me a home and understanding. She tried to help me. She was so miffed when I didn't get my act together ... I was making money. I was mercurial and recklessly undisciplined and, for the most part, I was happily anesthetized. Sarah Jessica would pull me out of a hangover, ...

The Kardashians. That's it. Not a Kristin Cavallari, not a Heidi Montag, not even a Bai Ling or a Phoebe Price. No one else wants to be associated with this trainwreck. Just the Kardashians. It's nice to see there's still one family in this town willing to stand behind a misogynistic, drug-addicted rapist. ...

The gruesome twosome celebrated two months of paparazzi-courting bliss last night at the after party for the Kanye West show, at GOA. Also there: Lauren Conrad and Frankie Delgado, Brittny Gastineau and Wilmer Valderrama. ...