OMG. Everything about this photo is funny. Very, very genius. At the Baby Mama opening night at the Tribeca Film Festival....

Gwyneth "Legs" Paltrow reminds us all that we're supposed to care about her, at the London premiere of Iron Man. Dude, didn't Britney wear an outfit a lot like that to the VMAs a few years back? I'd like to talk a bunch of shit here -- really, I would -- but she actually looks way fucking hot. You win this round, Gwyneth. Also there: Robert Downey Jr and wife Susan, Terrence Howard, and director Jon Favreau. [gallery]...

... it's here. I'll be honest; I only got about a minute and a half in. But that was as long as it took for Ryan to be like "I see you as eternally twenty-two" and Paris to respond "Me, too." Apparently she talks about Benji later in the interview, claiming that she just likes to stay in at night with him, and cook "lasagna and really good sandwiches and things like that." Ah, yes. I like to cook sandwiches too, Paris. ...

Um, so I guess Jennifer Aniston had been dating a key grip she met while filming Traveling in Canada. But they're broken up now. What's a key grip, you ask? The simple answer is: A key grip is not Brad Pitt. Anyway, E! got a hold of the poor guy, Brian Bouma, at his home in Vancouver, where he confirmed that, yes, he had been dating Jennifer Aniston, and "We are not seeing each other anymore." Inside sources say Brian had been quietly flying down to Miami to visit Jen on the set of her new film, Marley & Me. When E! asked Brian to confi...

Early this morning, Nicole Kidman's rep received a phone call from her boss. Boss: Um, so, have you seen that story about how Tom Cruise's adopted son is going to have a role in that Will Smith movie? Nicole Kidman's Rep: Yeah, I came across it yesterday. Why? Boss: Well, I know it was a long time ago, but wasn't Nicole, like, tangentially involved in that adoption proess? Isn't she like, technically, his mom? NK's Rep: Fuck. So then Nicole Kidman's rep quickly issued a state...

A judge in Britain has overturned a ban on Snoop Dogg entering the country, after surveillance footage proved his so-called brawl at Heathrow wasn't as nasty as first reported. While his lyrics suggest life in the Dogg Pound is a no-holds-barred sort of experience, Snoop was a model of cooperation with the Metropolitan Police. A DVD film of the incident revealed that at one point Snoop, who was eventually given a caution, had been innocently entertaining young children. He was twice s...

Ashlee went on Ellen's show (set to air today, Thursday) and was asked, flat-out, whether or not she was pregnant. "Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss," she said. "Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something? Because I don't think I do." In fairness to Ashlee, she's probably still in her first trimester, judging by the fact that she's totally not showing yet. And I can appreciate her not wanting to break the new...

Here's Lindsay Lohan at a private dinner for Charlotte Ronson, the designer sister of her on-again love, Samantha Ronson. Also there: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Nicole and Lindsay have been spending an awful lot of time together lately. Hmm. [gallery]...

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Here's Katie Price (aka Jordan) with her daughter, Princess Tiáamii, and her hubby Peter Andre (holding the baby, although not shown in this pic), leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills. They were supposedly there for a consultation on the breast reduction Jordan's planning to get done. (It's her second.) But, like, is there something wrong with her kid? Look at the face. Either she's just getting over the chicken pox (in which case, why is she out in public?) or she has the worst ...

Homegirl is never going to ditch that sweater. Here's Britney hitting up the Bally's in Culver City, ostensibly to work out. Why she is working out at the Bally's in Culver City is a total mystery to me. Probably because they paid her for the photo op. I know that gym; my ex used to work out there. Before he became a total pothead. But that's a whole other rant that has no place on this blog. Anyway, it's a huge gym that offers very little in the way of privacy. And it's far away from...

Nicky Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were both snapped leaving La Scala on Wednesday. And they were both wearing essentially the same thing. I guess the dress code at La Scala these days is jeans, V-cut white tee, pendant necklace, dark nail polish, bangles on your arms, aviator glasses and PDA. So I've decided we should play the inaugural game of Who Wore It Best: La Scala Edition. Who wore it best, kids???...