Jenna Jameson was all smiles on her way into a London nightclub, but left sobbing and was comforted in a car by her friend as photogs snapped pics. Aw, poor Jenna. Cheer up, doll! ...

The girls over at Hollyscoop are claiming they have it on good authority that Beyonce Knowles is "100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding." Man, I love it when people say things like "100% pregnant." The alternative is something like "Beyonce Knowles is 75% pregnant. The other quarter of the fetus is in Jessica Simpson's uterus. Long story." Anyway, the source goes on to claim that everyone at Beyonce's (still unconfirmed) wedding was well aware that she was pregna...

This is a BRILLIANT take on the photo shoot Miley Cyrus did for Vanity Fair. To see the video it's mocking, click here. /> This is a BRILLIANT take on the photo shoot Miley Cyrus did for Vanity Fair. To see the video it's mocking, click here. ...

American Pie's Jason Biggs tied the knot last week, getting hitched to Jenny Mollen, his girlfriend of nine months, in a private ceremony at City Hall in LA. There were no friends and family present. Says a source: "Jason and Jenny agreed that they did not want to deal with the whole family thing because it would have been too stressful on both of them. They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding and that is exac...

Okay, look, I'm typically the last person to think she can turn a gay man straight, but, in the case of Reichen Lehmkuhl, I just can't give up hope. He's so ridiculously hot. And I interviewed him once, and he's also charming and funny and smart and amazing and was ever-so-tolerant of my endless attempts to subtly hit on him (and by subtly I mean I announced, right in front of his boyfriend, "I know you're gay but will you just consider dating me?"). I have to have him. And so when Trent ove...

Holly Madison and the rest of the brain trust over at Playboy are looking for a very special lady to represent Playboy's 55th anniversary ... on YouTube. They're taking submissions starting now, and they'll begin to post them next week. The videos must show off the girl's body, personality, and contain no nudity (sad face!).

The best submissions will be honored with a trip to Los Angeles for an exciting two days with the Playboy team that will include: a Playboy pictorial that will appear on Playboy.com, a tour of the world-renowned Playboy Mansion, participation in a catalog fashion shoot featuring Playboy’s latest apparel collections, and a private Playmate test-shoot with Holly Madison that could result in one of the winners being selected as the prized 55th Anniversary Playmate for Playboy magazine’s January 2009 issue.

Oh man. This is gonna be fun. /> Holly Madison and the rest of the brain trust over at Playboy are looking for a very special lady to represent Playboy's 55th anniversary ... on YouTube. They're taking submissions starting now, and they'll begin to post them next week. The videos must show off the girl's body, personality, and contain no nudity (sad face!). The best submissions will be honored with a trip to Los Angeles for an exciting two days with the Playboy team that will include: a Playboy pictorial that will appear on Pla...

Here's the always-stunning Catherine Zeta Jones on the set of her new film, Rebound. I think she and Michael Douglas decided, as a couple, that he was doing enough goddamn aging for the both of them, so she just stopped. More pics of Catherine on the set after the jump. Read More...

Cougar power! The 38-year-old hottie and songstress is engaged to 27-year-old Nick Cannon, according to a source close to the couple. Nick was engaged to Selita Ebanks for awhile, but that never actually happened, so this'll be the first marriage for Nick if it happens. Mariah, of course, was married to Tommy Mottola for five years. I just can't hate on Mariah. I want to, I do, but I kind of love her. I'm obsessed with her new album, and I hope to be able to score 27-year-old hotties when I'm approaching 40. ...

Rumor is that someone is shopping a tape of Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin. They're asking $70K for the tape, which reportedly includes Angie saying "Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on." The tape was made in the '90s, just before Angelina became a huge star. I'm honestly not all that excited about this possibility. Like, Angie's been straightforward and honest about her past drug use, so this won't be particularly exciting or revelatory;...

Jamie-Lynn Spears is powerless to hide her pregnant belly, pictured here with a friend in McComb, Mississippi. Meanwhile, big sis Britney will hit up an LA courtroom on May 6 to try to regain some custody of her two sons. ...

Isn't it every girl's dream to have a rock star write a song about you? Well, Paris Hilton has officially realized that dream. Benji Madden has written a song about his girlfriend, Paris Hilton. It's called "Shine Your Light [Into the Vast Cavern That Is My Vagina, Because I Think The Last Guy Left His Car Keys In There]." No, I'm kidding. It's just called "Shine Your Light." And I bet it really, really sucks. Says Paris: "He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It's called...