There are a hundred reasons why you shouldn't buy a dog from a pet store. But now we have one more: Paris Hilton may have touched it. Can dogs get herpes? ...

"I'll be honest, we have it good," says Sarah of her five-year relationship with Jimmy Kimmel. But she doesn't plan to tie the knot with him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she says. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever. But it's not for me ... Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together. We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we're watching Lost or 24." Aw,...

Oh. Mah. Gawd. That '70s Show star Danny Masterson was spotted out in LA sucking face with model Agyness Deyn, who is both a) not his girlfriend and b) not at all attractive, in my opinion. His girlfriend of a year is Hilton pal Bijou Phillips. This photo of the two of them was taken April 26, so if there was a break-up, it was recent. ...

Gwyneth Paltrow's been showing off her hot legs at the Iron Man premieres, and Cameron Diaz is not going to be outdone. Here's Cameron -- long famous for her killer stems -- at the What Happens In Vegas premiere in Westwood. So ... who's got the better legs? ...

Clearly being married is not cool anymore. Instead, I should focus on being sad that I'm not pregnant. All the cool kids are pregnant. Here's Alessandra Ambrosio ... and her baby bump. Ale's about four months along -- she announced in March that she and boyfriend Jamie Mazur had done some accidental baby-making in January. Congrats, lady! Also: Leo and I are all set up in our new apartment, where the previous resident forgot to cancel the cable TV and there's an unsecured wirele...

Miley Cyrus has pulled out of her first scheduled public appearance since those Vanity Fair photos hit the web. Miley had been scheduled for weeks to participate in the Disney Channel Games, a charity competition taking place in Orlando on Friday. No reason was given for her pulling out of the competition, but word on the street is that Disney is trying to keep her out of the spotlight until this I'm-a-good-role-model-if-you-want-your-fifteen-year -old-to-have-bedroom-hair-and-no-clot...

That's right, bitches! Today is the day that me and Leo are finally free of Chez Eggplant, and get to move into our own apartment, which we will get to decorate in colors and patterns that don't suck. We are going to be very busy today with the move, so I probably won't be checking in much until tomorrow. I got the keys last night, and Leo and I went to play in the new (empty) apartment for a few minutes, during which I made a little video of Leo and me being dorks. More pics of Leo are after the jump. Read More /> That's right, bitches! Today is the day that me and Leo are finally free of Chez Eggplant, and get to move into our own apartment, which we will get to decorate in colors and patterns that don't suck. We are going to be very busy today with the move, so I probably won't be checking in much until tomorrow. I got the keys last night, and Leo and I went to play in the new (empty) apartment for a few minutes, during which I made a little video of Leo and me being dorks. More pics of Leo a...

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Latina magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied the knot in an impulsive, private ceremony on some island somewhere yesterday. If it's true, congrats, you crazy kids! ...