Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Completely and Totally Like Hell

58799em_reid_b-gr_07 Now, I'm not saying she looks good, but at least she's not falling-down drunk and sloppy. She looks ... presentable, and I commend her on that. Her stomach does look a little roundish in some of these photos, but I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she just ate. Because God help us all if this girl's pregnant. Tara's on a St. Tropez vacay with her boyfriend, Michael Axtmann. [gallery]...

Jon Gosselin: Making Out with Chicks Left and Right

90726w1_gosselin_b-gr_11 I'm hearing this exclusively from one of my favoritest and most reliable New York party-scene sources: Jon was totally at a house party in the Hamptons this weekend making out with girls and in the middle of casual conversations was mentioning Kate cheating on him... And Ed Hardy...mentioning that in casual convos. Oh yes and the whole time he traveled with a bodyguard and a driver... Classy eh? Guess he is out there because of a developer friend... Not just Mr Lohan :) Wow, Jon Gosselin just gets aweso...

Dakota Fanning Spotted on Date with a Five-Year-Old

Dakota Fanning Everyone's all excited about these pics X17 snapped of Dakota Fanning on a "date" with "17-year-old" Freddie Highmore (from Finding Neverland and Willy Wonka). Let me tell you: Freddie Highmore looks like he needs to get high more. While I'm excited to see Dakota dating, this is the last person I want her to be with. This looks like a child -- and a well-behaved one, at that. This is not who I need you to be dating, Dakota. This does nothing for me. Either get with a Jonas brother (hey, I h...

“True Blood” Trailer from Comic-Con

I have to admit, I haven't been watching True Blood yet this season. I'm going to wait until the DVDs come out and just sit down and watch them all over a weekend. But this new trailer for the rest of season two has me thinking I might try to catch a marathon on HBO or something (do they do those?). If you want more detailed spoilers, you can get them here. /> I have to admit, I haven't been watching True Blood yet this season. I'm going to wait until the DVDs come out and just sit down and watch them all over a weekend. But this new trailer for the rest of season two has me thinking I might try to catch a marathon on HBO or something (do they do those?). If you want more detailed spoilers, you can get them here. ...

Note from Management

Hello my loves! Just a quick little FYI about a change in the roster around here. Kelly will, per her request, be gracing us with her special brand of comedic genius only every other weekend. I know, I know. I'm bummed about it too, but I'm very grateful she wants to stay on board and continue to write for you guys while she pursues other careers and, ya know, a social life, which can be hard to have when you work seven days a week. But here's the really awesome news: On the weekends Kelly's not around, I'm really really really excited to announce that we'll have the fabulous Molly McAleer on board -- starting tomorrow. I will let her do a formal introduction herself tomorrow when she starts, but I will tell you guys that I have been a big fan of Molly since her days on Defamer, and have followed her personal blog, and have watched some amazing episodes of her web show. I think it was about a year ago that I started to beg her to come work for me, and I finally got her to say yes! She's also been doing video pieces over on our sister site, Zelda Lily. I'm really looking forward to reading Molly's posts. I know she's extremely creative and insightful and funny, and I suspect it'll be a blast. But, per usual guys, please be nice. It's her first weekend. />Hello my loves! Just a quick little FYI about a change in the roster around here. Kelly will, per her request, be gracing us with her special brand of comedic genius only every other weekend. I know, I know. I'm bummed about it too, but I'm very grateful she wants to stay on board and continue to write for you guys while she pursues other careers and, ya know, a social life, which can be hard to have when you work seven days a week. But here's the really awesome news: On the weekends Kelly's...

In Case You Were Thinking About Skipping the Gym Today …

90723p2_jovovich_b-gr_02 Here's Milla Jovovich to remind you what your legs could look like if you actually went to the gym every time you thought about going to the gym but decided instead to watch that My Fiance Prefers to Have Sex with Dogs But I'm Going to Marry Him Anyway episode of Jerry Springer. ("Jerry, I know he'll change! He won't have time to do that stuff with our terrier anymore. Because I'm pregnant!") Thanks, Milla! [gallery]...

Paris Hilton Claims Paris Jackson Was Named After Her

57958336paris_not_france_hilton724200914759am Oh, man. This is exactly what I was dreading. Pretty much since Paris Jackson was born, I was all like, "Please God, say she wasn't named after Paris Hilton?" But no. Paris spent Wednesday night at the LA premiere of her new MTV documentary, Paris Not France, and had this to say to the reporter from Extra: "My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13," Paris explains. "So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daught...

Kelis Pops Out That Kid, Scores Some Dough from Nas

kelis Way to go, Kelis!!! The singer had her baby with ex-hubby Nas on Wednesday night, and the rapper initially wasn't even allowed in the delivery room to visit her when her labor started, because he was too drunk. When she finally did give birth (after THREE DAYS of labor!), Nas was sober enough to come say hi. But I bet he's drinking again right now, as an LA judge has ordered him to pay a whopping $55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence. ...