Despite the constant rumors -- which seem to have reached a crescendo lately -- that there is trouble a-brewin' in Chez Cruise, Tom and Katie seem very much the happy couple as they leave a Broadway show this weekend. I dunno, I kind of think I'm starting to go to the dark side: I'm beginning to think this relationship might be for real. Like, they might both be total loons, but I think for the most part they're happily married loons. And Tom may still be gay as the day is long, but he's ...

I really had to hold myself back from titling this post "Things Get Ugly for Lindsay Lohan," because a) that's what everyone else is going to be doing and b) it would just make you guys think this was a post about Samantha Ronson. Anyway, it's apparently confirmed that Lindsay will be appearing on the Ugly Betty season finale, and may actually be signing on for a multi-episode guest arc -- up to eight episodes. Producers there are no doubt looking at what Britney did for HIMYM, and hoping ...

I have renewed hope for Taylor Swift! I love her music, but I HATE how damn boring and goody-goody she is. Fortunately, Taylor showed off a little bit of her bad-girl side, rocking out at California's Country Music Festival in Indio. Unfortunately, this shot would have been an upskirt, but stupid Taylor had to go and wear nude undershorts. So we still have a LOT of room for improvement. [gallery]...

Okay, as bummed out as I am that little Eight Belles had to be put down, and as much as I'm growing increasingly frustrated with the entire "sport" of thoroughbred horse racing, I have to admit, I love love love checking out what people wear to this event. The costumes are always so fabulous! Here's Chelsea Clinton looking quite glam at the derby. Jump inside for more photos from this event, including Molly Sims, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, Adrian Grenier and some whore, Hugh Hefner and the ...

Little filly Eight Belles finished a close second in the Kentucky Derby race -- then collapsed minutes later. She had broken both her front ankles, and they euthanized her on the spot. For some reason, this makes me really angry. I don't know anything about horses, but it seems silly to kill one just because she broke her ankles. Like, if Leo broke his ankles, we'd take him to the hospital and get him better. Hell, I have extra space in my apartment, I'd've taken the damn horse. Maybe she wasn't going to race again, but they didn't have to kill her! But maybe there's someth...

I'm serious. This dude needs a publicist, stat. He actually used the phrase "LOL" in his statement apologizing for the fact that he was busted last week with heroin, cocaine and ecstasy. LOL. Says Gary: Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area. And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL). I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying wh...

Tons of celebs showed up for the 15th Annual Race To Erase MS benefit in Century City. Here's Tara Reid, who's actually looking decent these days and seems to be staying out of trouble. Which is extra impressive when you consider that she doesn't actually have any work to distract her from her partying. Jump inside for more pictures from this event, including Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Ali Landry, Kelly Hu, Andrea Bowen, Anne Heche, Daisy Fuentes, Emmy Rossum, Garcelle Beauvais, Jillia...

I guess it has been brought to Britney Spears' attention that her little sister is pregnant. She's reportedly in Louisiana this weekend -- with Papa Spears dutifully in tow -- for Jamie Lynn's baby shower. Hopefully she'll be back in LA in time for her May 6 custody hearing. I really want her to show up for it....

So I've been hearing about this Robyn chick FOREVER now, and finally a couple days ago I was like, "Okay, fuck it, let's hear this damn album." I brought it up on Rhapsody and have been listening to it for a couple days now. At first I was like, "This isn't bad, but I don't really see what the big fuss is about." But I've listened to the album all the way through five or six times now, and I'm starting to get it. It's a pretty dope album. Above find the video for my fave song on it, "Handle Me." /> So I've been hearing about this Robyn chick FOREVER now, and finally a couple days ago I was like, "Okay, fuck it, let's hear this damn album." I brought it up on Rhapsody and have been listening to it for a couple days now. At first I was like, "This isn't bad, but I don't really see what the big fuss is about." But I've listened to the album all the way through five or six times now, and I'm starting to get it. It's a pretty dope album. Above find the video for my fave song on it, "Handle Me."...

Look, normally I'm all about shitting on Lindsay Lohan, but this full-page ad that ran in USA TODAY (paid for by the liquor industry) this morning is just unfathomably irresponsible and infuriating. Drunk driving is a bad idea for anybody, and to imply otherwise is just disgusting. Like, what the fuck does this ad even mean? Am I really supposed to believe that as long as you're wearing a fucking tie you undoubtedly have your drinking under control? That alcoholism is somehow unable to penetra...