Not only has John McCain actually heard of The Office, he even managed to stand within a couple feet of an actual cast member at Time's 100 Most Influential People gala in NYC Thursday night. I like how BJ Novak's looking at the camera like, "Huh, yeah, I'm standing next to John Fucking McCain. Crazy, I know." And John McCain's looking at his aide like, "Hey, can you come over here and fix my smile? I can't get the left side up again. I know, I know. This is the last time tonight, I promise."...

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey made their first public appearance since their (shotgun?) wedding last month, at an event celebrating Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World. Mariah was there to sing. At least, I certainly hope she didn't make that list. Awww, you have to admit they are pretty cute together. ...

It was the battle of the New York socialites Thursday night, as Ivanka Trump, Lydia Hearst, Karolina Kurkova, Tinsley Mortimer, Alexandra Richards (yes, that's Keith's daughter) and Eugenia Silva showed off some very hot -- and very short -- frocks at the "Flamenco Blanco" Pronovias store opening in NYC. I actually like all these dresses quite a bit. Some of the shoes I could do without, though. Like, I appreciate that designers are running out of ideas about how to get creative with shoes, so th...

Liv Tyler and her husband of five years, Brit rocker Royston Langdon, have decided to separate, according to her rep. "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time." So whatever. Yawn....

So Juno-Lynn Spears is reportedly begging friends and family to help her pick a name for her baby girl. (Yeah, that's right, it's a girl!) Says Jamie: "We want it to be something special. That's something we haven't figured out yet, but I'm thinking hard. I'm working on it. No one has given me any suggestions. I wish they would." Oh, I just know we can come up for some suggestions for little Jamie-Lynn. What should she name her daughter, kids?...

Haven't you always wanted to know what 80s hit "Don't Dream Its Over" would sound like in Italian? What if I told you that you could hear it, and watch a teenage Angelina Jolie hump all over some random dude at the same time? You'd be just delighted, wouldn't you? Watch the video. /> Haven't you always wanted to know what 80s hit "Don't Dream Its Over" would sound like in Italian? What if I told you that you could hear it, and watch a teenage Angelina Jolie hump all over some random dude at the same time? You'd be just delighted, wouldn't you? Watch the video. ...

I know you guys are kept up late at night pondering the same question I am: What are Piper Perabo and Jamie Lee Curtis up to these days? Why, filming Beverly Hills Chihuahua, of course! The plot: "While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home." The film comes out September 26. I, for one, will be there for the midnight showing. Who's with me??? Thanks Marta!...

Paris Hilton looks like a wax figure made of orange rinds as she promotes her new line of hair extensions for Sally Beauty Supply. Man, as long as she doesn't come out with Paris Hilton Self-Tanner ... it may as well just be a can of orange spray-paint with her face on it. ...

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After I was talking earlier about how beautiful and Morgan Fairchild turned out to be, both inside and out, I came across this new shot of Olivia Newton-John, 59-year-old cancer-survivor-turned-health-advocate, looking gorgeous and youthful on the streets of DC. It's so interesting to me to look at these women from a different generation, many of whom have aged very gracefully and have made a new career of putting their fame to good use. Olivia's been through so much -- she battled breast cancer, watched her daughter g...

Morgan Fairchild is 58 years old now, but she still looks like a damn centerfold. She's also very active in charity work, helping to raise awareness of AIDS-related and environmental issues. Here, she's at a benefit to help battle leukemia. Morgan, will you be my mentor? Actually, I'll simplify that for you: will you give me the number of your plastic surgeon? Also there: another paragon of aging gracefully and beautifully, Cindy Crawford; freshly rehabbed Eva Mendes, who seems...

Remember on her AmIdol days, when Kat McPhee was a little on the heavier side? Now the super-stunner makes Hilary Duff (who is not a large girl) look like a large girl! Hilary looks great, though, and showed up to this photography exhibit with her boyfriend, hockey player Mike Comrie. She probably looks at Nicole Richie every day and thinks, "Damn, I dodged a bullet the size of Kansas." And I hate both their dresses. ...