After an evening of partying at Goa, Lindsay Lohan tried to climb into Samantha Ronson's car and speed away. But she got so frustrated with the swarm of paparazzi that she got out of the car and ran toward them, arms spread, trying to knock them over, I guess.
This is the sort of thing that just doesn't happen when Lindsay Lohan's sober.
And is that a cigarette sticking out from her top hat?
Classy....
Nick was sentenced to eight months in jail for critically injuring his pal John Graziano.
He also got five years' probation, 500 hours community service, and lost his drivers license for three years.
TMZ liveblogged the sentencing. Jesus.
Nick was taken away to jail immediately.
And apparently Brooke was dressed like a total hooker at the sentencing, but I haven't been able to find a pic just yet. ...
Celebitchy opens her article on this subject with the following line:
I guess the answer to the question “who did Sarah Larson screw to get on the cover of Harpers Bazaar?†is obvious.
I can't top that.
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Meet Selena Gomez.
She's the star of the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly Place, and she's supposedly the girl Disney execs have their eye on to make into the next Miley Cyrus. She's got several film roles lined up, and she's in the process of signing a record deal with Hollywood Records (owned by Disney), which also puts out Miley's albums.
You know what's crazy?
This girl is 15, just like Miley.
She has the face of, well, a four-year-old. I mean, really. Selena looks like s...
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Billy Joel, 22-year-old Alexa Ray Joel and Christie Brinkley all pose together at the 2008 Rainforest Foundation Fund benefit concert.
It's great that they can all play nicely together as a "family." I'm sure in comparison with the shit Peter Cook pulled on her, Billy Joel looks like an angel.
And I like how Alexa Ray has a glass of champagne in her hand and a silly grin on her face. In fact, she's holding alcohol in nearly all the photos of her from this event, and she's usually the only on...
Now she's all freed up to be Ashlee's maid of honor!
Jessica confirmed to reporters that she will be Ashlee's maid of honor, at her big shotgun wedding happening SOON. (Okay, she only confirmed the first half of that sentence.) Jessica will stand next to Ashlee, her soft weeping progressing into total hysterics, as she mourns both the loss of her own marriage and the loss of her little sister's future. Actually, she's probably psyched about that last part. She's probably like, "Fuck, yeah, now the ...
Just as it's being announced that Lindsay scored the lead in the upcoming film Labor Pains, it appears she's lost a role, too: the producers of Manson Girls, in which Lindsay was supposed to star as a Manson cult member, have cut her lose. They reportedly cannot find any name actresses willing to co-star with the infamously difficult Lindsay in the film. No one wants to put up with her bullshit or with her box-office poison, I guess.
It's okay, Lindsay. Jack Black'll still co-star with you. Tha...
Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.
Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!
Wow!
What an accomplished young woman.
To see a little more of what Jayde's ... uh ... working with here, jump in. [NSFW]
Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have,...
Here's Lindsay Lohan supposedly leaving a meeting with the producers of her latest film, Labor Pains, in which she plays a woman who fakes an entire pregnancy for the positive attention. Which should be something Lindsay understands, as she's faked her entire sobriety for the same reason.
I love how we're supposed to know this is a production meeting because of the little printed sign on the door. Like, you know Lindsay called her dealer before she headed over there, like, "Hey, I've got papara...