Total hottie Doritos girl Ali Landry hosts the first annual Hot Moms Party at TAO in Las Vegas, with her husband, director Alejandro Monteverde, at her side. After what this chick went through with stupid loser Mario Lopez, I'm so glad she's found what seems to be an amazing guy to support her. They're so cute together, and she looks so happy. Hooray for happy endings after asshole guys! [gallery]...

Is this just me? Every year, when the Social Security department releases its list of most popular baby names, I, like, study it. Why do I care so much? I'm not pregnant. I probably won't be pregnant ever, because men suck, and I'll end up adopting a little Cambodian baby and naming it Maddox and waiting around on my couch for Brad Pitt to show up and leave Angelina Jolie for me. But anyway. The most popular girl names in 2007: 1) Emily 2) Isabella 3) Emma 4) Ava 5) Madison ...

So I get an email on Facebook tonight. It was from a reader, begging me to help raise awareness about a cyclone that recently hit and devastated Myanmar. The cyclone hit on May 2, devastated much of the area, and the final fatality count is expected to be around 100,000 lives. You know what, you guys? I had never even fucking heard of this cyclone. And I think of how the entire world reached out to us to help after Hurricane Katrina, and I just think about what an awful, stereotypical American I am, and it kind of makes me feel sick. And I hate to go all Perez Hilton on you guys and be like "Donate to this cause!" but I figured it's kind of the least I can do to make amends for the fact that I know what happened on 30 Rock last week, because I came home and watched it after getting a pedicure and buying new heels, but I didn't know that a cyclone killed 100,000 people in Myanmar last week and left an entire region in total devastation. To read more about Cyclone Nargis and its impact, click here. To help by supporting Doctors without Borders in Burma, click here or here. To help by supporting Save the Children Myanmar, click here. To help by supporting CARE International, click here. />So I get an email on Facebook tonight. It was from a reader, begging me to help raise awareness about a cyclone that recently hit and devastated Myanmar. The cyclone hit on May 2, devastated much of the area, and the final fatality count is expected to be around 100,000 lives. You know what, you guys? I had never even fucking heard of this cyclone. And I think of how the entire world reached out to us to help after Hurricane Katrina, and I just think about what an awful, stereotypical American...

Tyra Banks, notoriously quiet about her private life, goes shopping in NYC with her boyfriend, John Utendahl. Damn, Tyra. This guy is waaaaay hot. Check out that chin dimple. Daaaaaaayum. I ::heart:: chin dimples. And surprise, surprise: he's also loaded. John is the chairman of Utendahl Capital Management LP, the largest African-American owned investment bank in the U.S. OMG. Total smarty-pants. So jealous right now. ...

Congrats to 26-year-old Jenna Bush, who tied the knot with 30-year-old Henry Hager on Saturday, at her father's 1600-acre Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas. "This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry," the president said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning. "It's also a special time for Laura, who this Mother's Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle." Jenna wore an...

Wills -- who is losing his hair like nobody's business -- was on-hand to cheer on the participants at the under-18 water polo championship in Walsall today. I kind of love that he's not sporting toupees, though. He's losing his hair at 26 and he's proud of it, dammit! I'd totally still marry him. Who wouldn't? [gallery]...

Sorry I've been MIA all day. I was exhausted for some reason. I slept until 6 pm today, you guys. I mean, I got up every now and then to feed and play with Leo, but for the most part I just spent the entire day asleep. It was really nice, actually. I think I needed it. Luckily, nothing very interesting happened in my absence. Jennie Garth is officially signed on to reprise her role as Kelly Taylor in the 90210 spinoff, playing a guidance counselor at her old high school. She'll be a re...

Lindsay Lohan's rehab frenemy, model Lauren Hastings, is really excited that Lindsay's all caught up in the Minkgate scandal, because it gives her a chance to rehash her story of how Lindsay stole a bunch of her shit back in, like, 1992. Nah, it was almost exactly a year ago, but the LA courts dismissed the case, so Lauren's determined to at least get as much publicity out of this things as is humanly possible. So I did something I should have done a long time ago -- I went through all the photos ...

Here are some photos snapped by U.S. missile defense satellites of Brad and Angie canoodling at their French villa. I mean, there was this huge secret bombing in Korea, and we, like, completely missed it, but whatever. It was totally worth it. [Image via Splash]...

Gray hair? Glasses? Simple black dress? Jamie Lee Curtis is not fucking around, people. I love that she totally owns the aging process. That said, the other (younger) girls at this event -- the Step Up Women's Network Inspiration Awards Luncheon -- all looked adorable. We're seeing a lot of these cutesy, girlie, floral prints this season, and I just adore it. [gallery]...

Sigh. Slow news day. Video of Shaq literally talking out of his ass is after the jump. Eh, you know, if this is the worst kind of antics this guy's gonna pull, fine with me. This is no biggie. Read More />...

You'd be sad, too, if you and your fiance broke up and then like two seconds later he was engaged to a girl ten years younger than you who's releasing an album of Tom Waits covers. "I took a break over the past two and half years. I was tending to my personal life," says Alanis. During that time, she says she hit "rock bottom" due to "a personal unraveling of significant relationships in my life." A "personal unraveling of significant relationships"? What does that even mean, Alanis? Like, if you...