Sigh. The Jennie Garth news was exciting. This is just annoying. "Reliable sources" are saying that Tori Spelling is on-board for the 90210 spinoff. Isn't she too busy stealing husbands and popping out kids to do this? ...

Audrina Patridge has locked down a role in Into the Blue 2. This oughtta be good. And by "good" I of course mean "awkward."...

The new parents stopped by the Project Pink buffet in LA, to paint pink ducks in order to raise funds and awareness to fight breast cancer. Cody looks like the long-lost Madden brother. ...

Oh, look, another crazy Amy Winehouse photo. After getting stuck in traffic in London, Amy hopped out of her car, went car-to-car on the street asking people if they had a cigarette she could bum, and then ran around in the woods. Sweet. ...

The conversation I've been having, almost daily, with my mother for the past three weeks: Me: Mom, what do you want for Mother's Day? Mom: Oh, I don't know sweetie, I just can't decide. Me: Well, can you please put some thought into it? Mom: I suppose. I guess I do need a new pair of reading glasses ... Me: Jesus, Mom, can I get you anything for fun? Mom: You know, it would make me happiest if you'd just save your money for your retirement. Me: Mother, I save plenty. I'm not a chil...

Just days after announcing her separation from her husband, Liv Tyler takes her son, Milo, to a Mother's Day lunch in New York City. Aw, Liv looks like she's been crying a lot lately. Poor girl. [Image via Splash]...

Remember late last year, when bratty socialite Courtenay Semel was, like, attached to Lindsay Lohan at the hip? And then she just completely disappeared? She decloaked last night at the launch party for Right Gin in LA. She's pictured here with Brittny Gastineau. I feel bad for Courtenay. Not only is her name spelled ridiculously, she's also terribly unattractive. Like, uniquely ugly. It must be really hard to hang out with all these beautiful girls all the time and know that, no matter how much mone...

Kirsten Dunst recently spent some time at the Cirque Lodge in Utah, but it appears rehab didn't take. She was spotted partying hard for her 26th birthday at an NYC rock bar, and she stumbled out into the street in the early morning hours, with her girlfriends gripping her arms to hold her upright. That must have been some strong Red Bull. How long until Kiki checks back into treatment? ...

It's the Living Lohan trailer. And the show, it appears, has very little to do with any member of the Lohan clan whose name doesn't start with "Di" and end with "na." I hate that I'm going to watch this obsessively. /> It's the Living Lohan trailer. And the show, it appears, has very little to do with any member of the Lohan clan whose name doesn't start with "Di" and end with "na." I hate that I'm going to watch this obsessively. ...

Well, well, well. Look who's making out poolside at a Miami hotel. It's Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! I smell yet another heartbreak for Jen ... [Image via Splash]...

Is that Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker has somehow landed his own TV show ... co-starring RuPaul. What? OMG. Please, please let this happen. I will host viewing parties. We'll even have Leo cross-dress for the occasion. I'll put him in a puppy tutu or something. With a little hat that says "Fuck Perez." It'll be amazing. ...

Guess who's back in Miami??? John Mayer, who was making out with Jennifer Aniston on the set of her upcoming film. He's reportedly planning to stay in Miami for a few days, and play at the film's wrap party. Look out, Jen! Homeboy gets around. ...