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Sigh.
I'm in trouble again.
They won't even tell me why, just that I'm in trouble again, because they can't sell ads on my website, because of all the damn porn.
I'm always in trouble. I am thisclose to just saying "fuck it" and pulling a Perez and just funding this site through Blogads, so I don't have to deal with anything even remotely resembling censorship.
So I was like "Does this mean I can't run the photos of Megan Fox topless today?" And they were like "That is what it means."
But it's okay, because her nipples are covered with pasties in the uncensored versions, so you're not missing anything anyway.
This one has a nice camel toe.
And I love that even gorgeous Megan Fox has a little tiny bit of tummy fat popping out over her bikini bottom. Makes me feel better about myself. Tummy fat is the new ana! />Update: Image removed upon request.
Sigh.
I'm in trouble again.
They won't even tell me why, just that I'm in trouble again, because they can't sell ads on my website, because of all the damn porn.
I'm always in trouble. I am thisclose to just saying "fuck it" and pulling a Perez and just funding this site through Blogads, so I don't have to deal with anything even remotely resembling censorship.
So I was like "Does this mean I can't run the photos of Megan Fox topless today?" And t...
I know a lot of you are like "Why would you give any attention to any member of the Bush family?" but, you know, it's really not Jenna's fault that her father is an international war criminal, and I think she looks cute and I love her wedding dress.
These are the photos released officially by the White House, which is why they all kind of suck and George Bush is in almost all of them.
It's the best I could do.
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married this weekend at a top-secret location near LA, just like I told you last week.
We can probably expect the pregnancy announcement soon after.
Congrats, you crazy kids....
The Sex and the City gals all showed up to the world premiere of their film in London. Why it wasn't in New York is a complete and total mystery to me.
That thing on Sarah Jessica's head?
Is ridiculous.
I have this overpowering urge to get a gun and start firing at it. ...
Meet Sheyla Hershey.
She's the Guiness Book of World Records holder for the world's largest breast implants.
She's currently a size FFF.
Here she is, walking to the office of Dr. Robert Rey (aka Dr. 90210), who she hopes will agree to increase them further.
This woman needs to see a shrink, not a plastic surgeon. And you'd think that, with all the money she's spending on plastic surgery, she could throw down some cash for a dress that doesn't look like it came from the sale rack at...
As annoying as LC is sometimes on The Hills, I kind of wish I always had a little Lauren Conrad in my pocket to dole out sensible advice. Like, I went on this blind date on Saturday night. And the guy's a total creepball. I mean, he's just so obviously lying about everything. He says he's some big M&A guy for some private equity firm -- although he also mentioned, at one point, that he ran a hedge fund -- and he tells me he's in Seattle working to close the Microsoft/Yahoo merger. And I'm like, ...
A preggers Angie takes Zahara and Shiloh out for a lovely afternoon in France.
Little Shiloh has lots of hair now!
And you can already tell that Zahara's going to be stunning when she grows up.
So adorable.
So jealous. I wanna take my super-cute little daughters on a shopping spree in France! Leo doesn't like shopping. He pees on stuff. ...
![](http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kate_cake.jpg "Kate Moss \\"Let Them Eat Kate\\" Agent Provocateur Ad, Pictures, Photos")
What do we think of Kate Moss's new ad for Agent Provocateur, kids?
I know it's supposed to make me want the lingerie, but I actually just want cake now. ...
"Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous ... Anyone who knocks that is jealous. All this fuss about a bit of nudity is ridiculous."
Kim Cattrall's mom, age 79, discussing her daughter's on-screen nudity.
Rock on, Mommy Cattrall!
I'm going to have a hot bod like Kim's when I'm in my 50s, too. Wanna know what I bought today, you guys? Protein powder. Yeah, that's right, I have one of those gigantic tubs of pr...
"She was better than the first time, and I think the fans will enjoy it because her return answers a larger mystery set up earlier in the series," says the show's co-creator, Craig Thomas. "So there's a good plot reason why she's there. And when people watch Britney's second appearance on the show they'll see that the door is still open for her to come back."
How I Met Your Mother has retained its higher ratings since Britney's original appearance in March, and, while the show was previou...