You know, if my romantic life weren't less of a roller coaster and more of a free-fall, I'd probably think these photos were adorable, and, I mean, I do think they're adorable, but I'm also jealous and bitter.
Nick and Mariah rented out the entirety of Six Flags on Tuesday night to celebrate their recent nuptials, and these are the absurdly adorable (and totally candid!) photos that came out of it.
What do you guys think: is this for real? Or is it a publicity stunt?
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Anne Heche says she can no longer pay $15,000 in monthly child support to ex-husband Coley Laffoon, ever since her TV show, Men in Trees, got canned.
"I am continuing to look for work, but I have no offers pending and the impending strike by the Screen Actors Guild reduces my prospects for work even further," Heche, 38, writes in court papers. "Since January 18, 2008, I have been unemployed and had no income from employment except for one very short-term contract for a movie role for which I...
Poor Jessica!
News broke this morning that she and Tony Romo had split. Ouch.
And after that, Glamour released their interview with her, where she's cooing over how very wonderful Tony is. Embarrassing!
And now Us Weekly's talking about how goddamn drunk Jessica got the day that former flame John Mayer went public with his new relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May ...
Heading up this year's list: America Ferrera! And Chelsea Clinton is #2! And I just barely snuck in there at the #3 spot!
No, I'm kidding. I'm actually at #15.
Whatever.
The real #1 is supermodel Marisa Miller, who, as you can tell by this photo, is valuable primarily for the work she's done in the field of neuroplasticity, aiming to slow the degenerative process of Alzheimer's patients
LOL. After I wrote that, I read the little blurb the Maxim guys wrote about Marisa. It includes this quo...
An except from Glamour's interview with cover girl Jessica Simpson, on newsstands now:
"What he's done for me is irreplaceable," Simpson says about her newfound confidence. Wearing a printed, off-the-shoulder peasant dress and stacked heels, she settles into a booth at her favorite Dallas bistro. (Romo is off playing golf but shows up at the end of the interview to greet her with a big purple and green stuffed animal. Jessica is clearly delighted.) It's obvious that the down-home comforts ...
Angie reportedly let the news slip during an interview with the Today Show in Cannes.
Actually, it seems Jack Black accidentally slipped it (?) and then Angelina confirmed it.
I'm looking for footage of the interview but can't find it just yet.
Good God, woman. So many children!
But two new children means two new ridiculous baby names to gawk at! Hooray!...
Jodie Foster has reportedly broken up with her girlfriend of 14 years, Cydney Bernard.
The couple have two young children together.
Now, granted, the source on this is the National Inquirer, but still ...
Sad!
I wonder what went wrong. ...
Word on the street is that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson, saying that he spent the weekend partying with hot blondes in Chicago, and telling his friends he was single again.
Jessica's rep is denying the rumors.
Whatever. I don't really care about Jessica Simpson's love life anymore....
![](http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/diddy_glasses.jpg "Sean \\"Diddy\\" Combs and Sunglasses, Pictures, Photos")
You know, I'd hate to endorse anything as a celebrity. Because then, if you're caught using anything even remotely resembling a competitor of that product, it ends up in Page Six.
SEAN Combs has been Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser since last year, but it's not always his drink. During a party at club Home the other night, the hip-hop mogul had waitresses set up a bottle of the vodka at his table along with mixers. He even had a full glass of Ciroc sitting in front of him. "He sat there ...
"I was a little surprised by her affair with the married man. Barbara is a pretty smart cookie, how did that happen? I didn't think intelligent women did that."
Christie Brinkley, to The Insider, regarding Barbara Walters' admitted affair with married senator Edward Brooke.
Christie, you'll recall, has been on the wrong side of marital infidelity in the recent past.
What do you guys think?
Does intelligence have anything to do with a woman's willingness to sleep with a married man? Or to cheat in a committed relationship?
Additionally...
Coming up next week on Work Out ... Greg hooks up with hooker Trainer Renessa, and also he may be an alcoholic!
Gasp!
Oh, please, please, please let him be an alcoholic!
Then I can get him wasted and make him marry me!
And by "marry" I of course mean "have sex with."
Okay, sorry, I'll get over this crush soon enough and write about things that other people care about, I promise. I'm just very "Crushville, Population: Me" right now.
I hope the show comes up with some reason to pu...