Eva Longoria may have shown up wearing a bridal gown designed by her husband's basketball team, but nothing could distract from Queen Angelina and King Brad at the Cannes Kung-Fu Panda premiere. Angelina looks so happy! And so skinny! She's reportedly going to give birth -- to TWINS! -- in just a couple of weeks now. [gallery]...

Sigh. Shania Twain and her husband of 14 years, Robert "Mutt" Lange, have split, and everyone's trying to come up with an original spin on a Shania lyric for the headline. So far, no one wins. "Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage," spokesman Jason Owen says in a statement. "This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time." The couple has a six-year-old son. ...

Hooray for my former home state of California, which today overturned its ban on gay marriage, clearing the way for same-sex marriages in that state. "In contrast to earlier times, our state now recognizes that an individual's capacity to establish a loving and long-term committed relationship with another person and responsibly to care for and raise children does not depend upon the individual's sexual orientation," the court said in the 120-page ruling, "and, more generally, that an indiv...

Okay, okay. So it's not exactly romantic. But it is a getaway. Mel and his wife are heading to their vacation home in Costa Rica, and Britney Spears and her papa are coming along. I can't even imagine what they're all going to talk about. The topic of Jesus will come up at some point, I'm sure. ...

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And where did Jack Hanna get it and when is mine coming? Can you imagine the fun that Leo would have with this little guy? Fuck that, can you imagine the fun that I would have with this little guy? There's room enough in my huge-ass purse for both of them. Leo can have the middle pocket and Little Guy can have the side pocket and they'd both come to work with me and pee on my boss's desk together. OMG I need one stat. At the David Letterman show. ...

Ugly Betty is leaving LA for New York. Following the trend of productions leaving Hell-Ay, Ugly Betty's producers decided to move the show because of new tax legislation passed in New York state and NYC that makes it cheaper to produce the show there. 150 LA-based employees will lose their jobs. The high-profile move puts additional pressure Gov. Schwarzenegger to increase incentives for production in California. ...

Much to the chagrin of The Today Show, the folks over at Access Hollywood have already posted the transcript of the convo Angie and Jack Black had with Natalie Morales in Cannes. “You’re gonna have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these,” Jack joked. “It’s confirmed? Is it two?”, Natalie asked. “Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Angelina responded. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.” “Is that true?”, Jack said jokingly. “Yeah, you did,â�...

I mean, we all knew that the ANTM winner's former boyfriend was ugly as fuck, but I don't know that she's exactly in Tyson Beckford's league, either. Page Six is reporting that Caridee dumped her longtime boyfriend from North Dakota, and has taken up with the beautiful Tyson. She says her old boyfriend owes her $10,000: "He went into my bank account, took all that money and went to Las Vegas and spent it," she said. "We're over." Okay, fine, I get that you dumped him; you should have done that a long time ago. Like, your...

If you're anything like me, you've spent the past few days wondering where the hell Paris Hilton is. I swear, when, like, an entire day passes without a new photo of Paris coming along, I worry about her. Does she have the flu? A little spat with oral herpes? Rehab? Is she out looking for additional Madden brothers for Lindsay and Britney and Nicky and Miley Cyrus? Is she perhaps building a manufacturing facility for Madden brothers? Quietly buying up the empty lot a block down Robertson fr...

Camila Alves, pregnant with Matty McConaughey's baby, is really starting to show. She looks hot, though. Here she is going to the gym in LA. [Image via Splash]...

The first round of pictures from the film event in France. We're still seeing the trend of extremely long dresses -- floor length, and sometimes even with a train. Man, I'm still waiting for the first pics of someone eating shit in one of those dresses. [gallery]...