Here's LiLo leaving Yves St. Lauren in LA, wearing stupid Robin Hood boots that I hate to admit I kind of like.
I am, however, proud to declare that I hate her purse.
SamRo was nowhere to be found. Lindsay was shopping with a different blond female companion. At first I thought it was Kirsten Dunst, but then it totally wasn't, so I didn't include her pic here. ...
Nikki Cox went to the plastic surgeon and was like, "I'd like Restylane injections," and the surgeon was like, "Okay, fine. How many vials would you like injected?" And Nikki was like, "Vials? Let's talk gallons, baby."
Seriously Nikki Cox's doctor is borrowing oil barrels from the U.S. government to transport the Restylane for Nikki's lips. That's why it's so damn expensive to fill up your car these days. Blame Nikki Cox.
She and Jay Mohr do look ridiculously happy, which is admitte...
Holy shit!
It's actually happening!
Here's Audrina Patridge filming in Hawaii on the set of The Reef, which is the sequel to the Alba-starring Into the Blue. It's Audrina's first feature film.
Audrina Patridge is the poor man's Jessica Alba!
Ha!
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Brooke Shields' little daughter Rowan turned five on Thursday.
And where did Brooke take the adorable red-head to celebrate?
Peter Piper Pizza?
McDonalds?
Disneyland?
No, no, no.
Rowan went to Katsuya.
Because the only thing a five-year-old likes better than smoked tuna carpaccio is salmon egg sashimi....
Word on the street is that People magazine is throwing down well over a MILLION bucks for the exclusive photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's shotgun wedding.
People refuses to confirm the rumors, but I can only imagine this deal also comes (secretly) with the rights to announce her pregnancy.
Oh, and when Pete comes out of the closet? They get that story, too.
If the rumors are correct, Ashlee and Pete will be getting hitched this weekend. ...
A tipster sends in this link, which looks suspiciously like a young Holly Huddleston doing some very naked modeling. [The link is NSFW -- duh.] And don't look at the girl in the middle of the page -- open the thumbnails. [The thumbnails are NSFW, too.]
Or is it a young Molly Shea?
Jesus, I honestly don't even know, but this girl does have a distinctly Olly-girl quality about her. But I can't figure out if it's an Olly or a lookalike.
What do you guys think?...
Congratulations to Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi!
Ellen announced at the taping of her show on Thursday that, now that gay marriage is going to be legal in California, she and her longtime girlfriend will be tying the knot!!!! Portia was in the audience for the taping, and the two received a huge standing ovation when she announced the news.
Oh, this actually brings tears to my eyes. It's so awesome!!! What an amazing blessing to watch these changes occurring in our lifetimes.
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Can someone please explain to me why this movie is premiering everywhere but America?
Seriously we're going to see this film premiere in the middle of the Congo before it comes to the States. At least then Sarah Jessica will have an acceptable reason to wear an elaborate headdress.
The Sex and the City girls showed up at the Berlin premiere today, and, while Sarah Jessica actually looks presentable this time, Kim Cattrall's dress looks like the sewing machine had a nervous breakdown.
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A fascinating interview with Ali and Dina Lohan viewable here.
Some observations:
1) Dina accidentally calls Ali "Lindsay" on two separate occasions.
2) When they're denying Lindsay's lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson, neither of them can look the interviewer in the eye.
3) Both of them are totally full of shit and Ali will be in rehab in two years.
Be sure to stay tuned for the very end, when the Lohan publicist freaks the fuck out on the interviewer for daring to ask about Lind...
Some "source" is telling Splash News that Adnan Ghalib is shopping a Britney Spears sex tape from a vacation the two went on to Mexico. A Britney Spears sex tape complete with the pink wig.
That source has a first name that rhymes with "Badnan" and a last name that rhymes with "Ghalib." Okay, okay, the source's last name actually is Ghalib.
"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito...
Along with the news that California is on the brink of legalizing gay marriage, these new pics of LiLo and SamRo cuddling at dinner in Paris showed up in my inbox today.
Man, so, I was psyched on this gay marriage thing, just because, like, I'm all about the whole equal rights thing, but I didn't even consider the possibility that OMFG what if Lindsay and Samantha get married? Seriously can you guys think of anything that would be more fun for gossip??? As if these two aren't volatile enou...
After Sarah Jessica Parker rocked an absurd creation to the London premiere of Sex and the City, Paris Hilton shows up there to promote her new film, also wearing a ridiculous hat. It looks like something you'd wear to a funeral, if it were black.
Oh, and Benji was there, too. And he doesn't have to change a damn thing about his wardrobe to look completely ridiculous for London. Isn't that convenient?
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