We already ran the pics of Nicole Kidman and her baby bump, but here's the rest of the dresses worn by people at this event who don't look like they crawled out of their crypt just to be there.
Karolina Kurkova definitely takes the cake for Most Inexplicable Outfit at this event. She would have been a shoe-in for Most Inexplicable Presence at this event, too, but then Carrot Top showed up. Carrot Top is so scary to me. I wish he'd go away and never come back.
Oh, and Poppy Montgomery w...
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Britney's Costa Rican vacation is still going strong, although we tragically haven't seen any shots of her with Mel Gibson yet. I want those. So does every photo agency in the world, I'm sure.
Britney spent Sunday boogie boarding with an unidentified guy (shown here). She does seem to be really happy, and having a nice, relaxing trip, which is great for her, although I'm a bit jealous. I want to go on a Costa Rican vacation! Mel, call me!...
Jeremy Piven stopped his Bronco in the middle of traffic at Cross Creek on Sunday to chat with these three young women.
It was a mutually beneficial conversation: they needed directions to the beach, and he needed directions to the blond one's vagina.
So Jeremy was all like "Uh, head south on Cross Creek until you hit PCH" and the blond girl's friend was all like "Look, tell her you can introduce her to Adrian Grenier, but first she has to prove to you that she can satisfy him in the sack" ...
Uh, Matty? Camila's pregnant, sweetie, not you.
Matty's normally sporting the rock-hard abs, but in this shot it looks like he's got a little extra blubber in the middle.
Maybe it's just a bad picture, or maybe Matthew's so devoted to Camila and raising a family with her that being disturbingly obsessive about his body just seems less important now. ...
After canceling multiple dates on her U.S. tour just last week due to illness, Avril Lavigne was feeling well enough to hit up Villa Lounge on Saturday night, and she left looking a little worse for the wear.
I have a feeling she was drinking a little something more than hot tea with honey. I hear Grey Goose does wonders for laryngitis.
Avril sucks balls. ...
Nicole Kidman gives us a glimpse of the goods as she shows up to the CMAs in Vegas with hubby Keith Urban.
You know, I just don't find either of them all that attractive. Sorry, but I don't. ...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull had its Cannes premiere on Sunday, and tons of Hollywood royalty showed up for the event, in addition to some Bollywood royalty. Yup, that's right, Aishwarya "Most Beautiful Woman in the World" Rai was on-hand for the festivities. She really doesn't look that stellar here, IMHO. And I know Selma Hayek just had a kid and all, but that's still no excuse for that dress.
The film's reviews have been lukewarm at best so far, which I guess isn't r...
Two of the things we love best in candid photographs -- celebrities eating and celebrities' nipples -- are combined in this glorious series of Whitney Port accidentally showing off a little boobage while stuffing her face.
It doesn't get any better than this, kids. I mean, unless she'd been picking her nose at the same time or something. But, realistically, this is about as good as it gets.
Collect them all!...
Oh, I love stories like this.
The NY Daily News has a bit about how Jennifer Aniston's friends think it's way out of character how hard she's falling for John.
But there's an explanation!
He has a huge cock!
"She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," said one spy.
The reason can't just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so plea...
"She's using my book. I mean, the thing looks so worn it's like she's been reading it on the toilet. It's pathetic. Where's her originality? Does she have no shame?"
Janice Dickinson, on photos of Tyra Banks holding Janice's autobiography.
Janice is in talks to launch a chat show of her own, and claims she'll have Tyra on to "confront" her about the pics.
Oh, Janice.
You're such a bitch.
Doesn't it ever get tiresome?...