This is the new show that I'm a little bit obsessed with, and I desperately need someone to talk to about it and none of my real-life friends watch it. So I'm gonna try with you guys. It's a reality show on TLC, on Monday nights, but reruns show up all the time. Here's the basics: Jon & Kate got married. Jon & Kate had twin girls, Cara and Madelyn. And then they decided to try for just one more, and ended up with sextuplets, three girls and three boys. So now Jon & Kate have eight chi...

No one seems to know where or when this video was made, but I think we can all agree that Michael Lohan does a stellar impression of his ex-wife. Can I have an amen? />...

No one can take their eyes off Brad and Angelina at Cannes! They're sooooo beautiful! It's disgusting! Here they are at the premiere of The Changeling. Other arrivals included Dita Von Teese, with a rare fashion miss; Sharon Stone, with a predictable fashion miss; and Diddy, with this season's hottest accessory: a 12-year-old white girl. I'm sure there's a really good explanation behind this, but it's just funny to me no matter what. [gallery]...

Look who's not a baby anymore! Celine Dion hangs out with her son, Rene-Charles, in Paris today. Her husband was there, too, but he's boring and he started dating her when she was like 12 so we don't like to talk about him. Rene-Charles is seven years old already! And apparently he's growing more punk-rock by the day. And what is it with celebrities being unwilling to cut their sons' hair? Celine, why does your seven-year-old son look like he belongs in Metallica? [gallery]...

Jessica Alba, it turns out, who quietly wed baby daddy Cash Warren on Monday, her rep confirms. Stupid Jessica Alba and her stupid "private" life. Why can't she make a big hullabaloo about her wedding while acting like she doesn't want the press involved? Like everyone else does? We were blindsided by this, Jessica! Blindsided!...