After totally blowing the Olympics year after year, Kristi Yamaguchi finally took home the gold: on Dancing with the Stars.
The figure skater was named the winner of the hit TV show on Tuesday night.
Shit, dude, I don't understand how she even qualified for this show. She's a freakin' figure skater. That's like being a professional dancer, except ten times harder! Of course she won! What, Adam Corolla was gonna beat her with his triple-axel Britney Spears joke?
I think not.
Congrat...
You guys were very interested in my post on Jon & Kate Plus Eight. And I have to say I read every single comment, and was SO excited to have other people weigh in on this show. I love you guys so much! You always make my day.
In addition to the comments, I got lots of emails, and a lot of you mentioned that Madelyn Gosselin is a holy terror. Honestly, she reminds me a lot of myself at the age of seven (my mother will confirm this). Oh, who am I kidding, she reminds me a lot of myself now. She'...
Honestly, Hayden, if you have to be obsessed with marine life, at least make sure it's related to liquor.
This is the freakin' last time I am going to cover you and your damn whales, Hayden. After this, you'd better come up with something better to get publicity. Like get pregnant or drive drunk or something. This shit is boring.
On Wednesday, Hayden Panettiere will put two whale-related items up for bids on eBay to support SaveTheWhalesAgain.com. I think the name says it all. Save the ...
Look who's back home!
Britney shows off her shiny new Costa Rican sunburn as she dines at Il Sole in Los Angeles. Why worry about skin cancer when you smoke a pack a day? (I know, I know, I shouldn't talk.)
What in God's name is she wearing?
And she totally bargained that purse out of a street vendor in Costa Rica. Because if that thing cost more than $10, I'll be very disappointed in her negotiation skills. ...
No, no. For once, it's not Jessica or Ashlee trouble. This is about the Simpsons who matter.
While Fox has renewed its hit The Simpsons for their 20th season, it seems contract negotiations with the stars of the show have hit a roadblock.
Folks like Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright and Harry Shearer currently make $360K and episode, but they want $500K instead. The testy negotiations have delayed production on the series for months already,...
The girls at Jezebel posted this clip of 19-year-old Cassie, an anorexic who can no longer throw up the tiny amount of food she eats, since she's lost her gag reflex.
So now she puts a tube down her throat and suctions it out.
Full clip is here. Don't watch it if you plan to eat in the next few hours. Or if you have any undigested food in your stomach. (Cassie doesn't!)
Just a friendly reminder from Evil Beet, that, although we make fun of fat people and show a lot of pictures of ridi...
It's Ali Lohan, putting on her very best big-girl face before her appearance on David Letterman.
Enjoy these days while they last, Ali. If your genetics are any indication, you'll actually look the age you're acting in about six months.
I'm gonna try and get the clip of this interview up for you guys as soon as it's available. It's sure to be a doozy!
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Here's Paris, doing whatever it is Paris does, and wearing whatever it is Paris wears, in LA on Tuesday.
I'm always amused when she wears crosses around her neck. Because you are everything Jesus Christ represented, Paris....
Indiana Jones premiered in New York today, and all the familiar faces were there -- Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart, Shia LeBuuuuoexxyf.
But Michelle Williams -- the Destiny's Child one, not the Heath Ledger one -- was there, too, along with Ashanti. I have no idea what they were doing there, but it's good to see them. You don't see enough of these two, probably because they're way too busy being positive role models and not getting DUIs and stuff.
Oh, yeah, and talk about positive rol...
New court papers confirm that Jamie Spears gave up his catering practice to be the full-time Senior Account Manager of the Keep Britney Spears Alive and Out of Jail Foundation.
As such, the court awarded him $10,000 in back pay, and he has been paid $2500 a week since March.
That's probably more than he was making as a caterer in Louisiana!!...