Today's Evil Beet Gossip

OMG!!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS PREGNANT!!!

Can you believe it????? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED???? HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST STUNNING NEWS OF THE YEAR!!! Ah, I can't even keep a straight face. Ashlee and Pete confirmed the pregnancy today. On Pete's website, they wrote: "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our fam...

Willie Garson Adopts a Baby Boy

While most of the Sex and the City stars were celebrating the movie's NYC premiere on Tuesday, Willie Garson (aka Stanford Blatch), was celebrating something much bigger: the adoption of his son. The adoption process is being finalized, and the boy will be adopted from the LA area. Willie is currently single. “It’s a big deal," he says. "It’s a big decision. It’s not like buying a suit or another pair of glasses.” Willie says his "kid’s going ...

Lindsay: Cheating on Samantha Already?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted on the streets of Manhattan holding hands with a woman who is definitely not Samantha Ronson. In fact, this woman appears to be at least a decade older than Samantha. Is Lindsay into older women now? Is she the lesbian Ashton Kutcher? Nah, I'm totally fucking kidding. I can hear your little heads exploding all the way from the future. This is Lindsay's kid sister, Ali, age 14 (allegedly). Samantha Ronson was close by, but not in this particular shot. [Image via...

Jennifer Hudson: “Spotlight”

Check out the latest single from Jennifer Hudson, "Spotlight." I mean, her voice is amazing, but this song is boooooooooooooring. And it's not even a little bit catchy. But maybe she was going for a more "mature" sound. I dunno. I'm not into this song at all. /> Check out the latest single from Jennifer Hudson, "Spotlight." I mean, her voice is amazing, but this song is boooooooooooooring. And it's not even a little bit catchy. But maybe she was going for a more "mature" sound. I dunno. I'm not into this song at all. ...

Ashlee Simpson Takes on Pete’s Name

Ashlee has legally changed her name to Ashlee Wentz, although professionally she'll go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. How very Courteney Cox-Arquette of her. "I think that that's something that a woman should do when they're marrying a man," she says. "It's a tradition that I think is a great tradition." Eh, I spent about six years of my life dating a guy whose last name was "Shue." We talked marriage a lot, and, honestly, one of the sticking points for him was that I told him I wasn't going ...

Madonna Officially Adopts David Banda

Nearly a year and a half after adoption proceedings began, a judge in Malawi gave Madonna final approval to officially adopt little David Banda. OMG, you guys, this totally reminded me of a dream I had last night that I'd completely forgotten. Madonna had died! And they thought it had something to do with food poisoning but no one was sure. And so all of a sudden Perez Hilton and I were on this TV show hosted by Joy Behar, of all people, and they stuck in front of us all the scientific data the...