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Can You Stand the Cuteness? Anna Paquin and Vampire Bill Engaged!

82589517MB007_LOS_ANGELES_P Okay, okay, I guess his real name's Stephen Moyers, but he's the fanged hottie-pants who plays Sookie Stackhouse's true love on True Blood. (Which desperately needs to start releasing its season two episodes on iTunes, because I'm almost out of West Wing episodes.) He and Anna Paquin are engaged in real life now. Their reps confirmed the news. The couple initially started dating after meeting at auditions for the show, but they kept their relationship a secret until this past February bec...

Lady GaGa Has a Tiny Penis

Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn't make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark. So GaGa's a hermaphrodite -- I thought that was a politically correct term, but I've been informed the more PC term is "intersexual." She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven't been able to trace it back to any reliable source:
Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.
So whatever. If it's not a big deal to her, it's not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I'm in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa's tiny remnant penis. /> Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn't make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark. So GaGa's a hermaphrodite -- I thought that was a politically correct term, but I've been informed the more PC term is "intersexual." She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain ...

More Trouble in Tweet Paradise for Lindsay and Samantha?

lindsay_tweeet I don't know why I'm up at 3 am. Scratch that. I'm up at 3 am because I have a very serious West Wing addiction. I'm helplessly buying and watching every single episode from iTunes. I was just going to do one tonight, but that turned into two, and now I'm pondering a third. This is, like, the sort of thing that warrants a 12-step program at this point. The good news about being up at 3 am is that you get to catch Lindsay Lohan's crazy tweets to Samantha. From this I gather that Samantha told Lin...

Justin Timberlake’s “Open Road” Appears to Go Nowhere

Wooooooooow. Did Hollywood fire all its half-decent trailer directors because of the recession? Bad idea. I mean, there are shitty trailers, and then there are shitty trailers. This one falls in the latter category. Not one of these jokes is funny, and not one of these shots make Justin Timberlake look like a competent actor. Why does he keep trying? Justin, you're really good and making music and dancing. You're not good at acting. Give it up. By the way, the poor girl who got sucked into this cinematic sinkhole is Kate Mara, who was in Brokeback Mountain and was also totally awesome in Transiberia. This script choice was a notable misstep on her part. Note to talented up-and-coming actresses: If a "singer-turned-actor" is involved, you shouldn't be. Taryn Manning, I'm looking at you. /> Wooooooooow. Did Hollywood fire all its half-decent trailer directors because of the recession? Bad idea. I mean, there are shitty trailers, and then there are shitty trailers. This one falls in the latter category. Not one of these jokes is funny, and not one of these shots make Justin Timberlake look like a competent actor. Why does he keep trying? Justin, you're really good and making music and dancing. You're not good at acting. Give it up. By the way, the poor girl who got sucked into this...

Quotables

bp-002 "I have love in my life, a soul mate--absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don't get married, I replied, 'Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else.' I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it--hate mail from religious groups. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I've had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environmen...

Oprah Sued for $1 Trillion

Oprah Winfrey Yeah, you read that right. $1 trillion-with-a-T. Here's the story: In an intellectual property case filed July 31 with the US District Court in Washington, D.C. author Damon Lloyd Goffe of the Bronx, New York is suing the talk show titan and her production company Harpo, Inc for damages he claims to be worth $1 trillion. In the legal papers, Goffe says that "in April 2008 Oprah confessed to seizing original works of authorship" and published on the internet the first draft of his work "A Tome of...

It’s Paula Abdul Day!

paula_abdul_90s The news broke on Tuesday night that Paula Abdul won't be returning to American Idol, and Wednesday the news outlets scrambled to capitalize on her departure. How many angles can you take? Well, Reuters has a piece on how the Idol ratings are going to continue to slip now that Paula's gone. E! used it to address the issue of women's compensation in Hollywood and later did a piece on Paula's upcoming role in Lifetime's Drop Dead Diva. Not to be outdone, the AP has an interview with Simon Lythgoe ...

Ashley Judd’s Going to Harvard

ashley_judd Congrats to Ashley Judd, who somehow manages to be an Angelina Jolie-style without making a scene of it, Angelina Jolie-style. The actress has enrolled in the Harvard Kennedy School’s Mid-Career Master in Public Administration (MC/MPA) program. The MC/MPA is designed to "increase the knowledge and skills of well established, high-performing professionals, who seek to enhance their public service careers or to move from the private sector to a leadership position in either the public or non-profit s...

More Vanessa Hudgens Naked Pictures Hit the Web

Update: Photos removed on request. You'd think she would have learned her lesson! Maybe she just likes the publicity ... We haven't heard much from or about Vanessa Hudgens in recent months, but that's going to change, as a new set of nude photos has hit the web. These pictures look much more recent than the original set. I can't say for sure that they were taken after her first set of naked photos leaked, but the extensions, makeup, etc, definitely looks more recent. You like this, doncha, V? Uncensored photos are after the jump. />Update: Photos removed on request. You'd think she would have learned her lesson! Maybe she just likes the publicity ... We haven't heard much from or about Vanessa Hudgens in recent months, but that's going to change, as a new set of nude photos has hit the web. These pictures look much more recent than the original set. I can't say for sure that they were taken after her first set of naked photos leaked, but the extensions, makeup, etc, definitely looks more recent. You like this, donch...

Paula Bids Ab-dieu to Idol

paula_abdul_bag I'm devastated. Just appalled. Apparently Paula Abdul will not be returning to American Idol because she could not reach a contract agreement with the producers. (Read: They were tired of having to babysit a wasted Paula on live television twice weekly.) I guess we all kind of saw this coming last year, when they brought Kara on board, and later when they were having contract difficulties, but something inside me believed that it would never really happen. I was wrong. Paula tweeted about ...

Ashton Kutcher Still Thinks Demi Moore Is Beautiful

16887136ashton_kutcher_spread84200962045pm They've been married an eternity in Hollywood time, but the bond between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore still seems to be strong. Ashton's been promoting his new movie, Spread, where he plays a male hooker -- the Film.com film critic summarized it to me by saying "Ashton has about forty sex scenes. I'd lend you a copy but I'd be afraid of what would be on it when you gave it back." At the red carpet event for Spread, he spoke to People magazine about how Demi Moore gets more beautiful every...