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Zac Hanson's wife, Kate, had the couple's first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson. And I don't really care at all, but I thought up that headline like a year ago and I've been waiting for a chance to use it. I knew one of those shaggy-haired people would sire another child eventually. Zac's only 22. The middle Hanson, Taylor, at age 25, already has three fucking kids. And Isaac's expecting his second kiddo next month. And just for nostalgia, here's the MMMBop video. /> Zac Hanson's wife, Kate, had the couple's first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson. And I don't really care at all, but I thought up that headline like a year ago and I've been waiting for a chance to use it. I knew one of those shaggy-haired people would sire another child eventually. Zac's only 22. The middle Hanson, Taylor, at age 25, already has three fucking kids. And Isaac's expecting his second kiddo next month. And just for nostalgia, here's the MMMBop video. ...

Leo takes on Rusty, a four-month-old Golden Retriever. This is epic. />...

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Benji Madden was at the MTV Style Lounge in LA on Thursday, but Paris? Was nowhere to be found. It's now been over a week since we've seen a photo of her. I'm fairly certain that's a record. Three words, kids: Oral. Herpes. Outbreak. Mark my words....

Dude, how awesome would it be if this video was about potty training Melissa Joan Hart? And they could market it to those fetishists who are all about getting crapped on? Please, please, please someone do that spoof. Nah, the actress is going to star in a potty training DVD for Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Pull-Ups training pants. Kimberly-Clark will be distributing the DVD for June Potty Training Awareness Month (????) and inviting people to follow Melissa's progress in potty training...

Once again, Christina Aguilera was spotted stumbling out of a Hollywood hot spot. The new mom needed two people to help her walk from the Hotel Bel Air to her car. Like, Christina? This is fine once in awhile, but it's becoming a pretty regular occurrence, sweetie, and that's not good for a new mom. Have you seen Nicole Richie out drunk even once since she had her kid on like the exact same day you had yours? No, you haven't. And I cannot fucking believe I am telling someone to take maturity cues from Nicole Richie, but, yeah. That's what I'm doing. That'...

Petey Pete Wentz explains why he lied about Ashlee's pregnancy until she was out of her first trimester, in an email to MTV News. Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do for a living, has the right to wait at least 3 months before sharing this very personal news. We wanted to wait until after the first trimester and get a clean bill of health from our doctors before confirming anything, just like any other couple. Being a boy I have no idea how to respond to such things and my first instinct was to protect her and the baby. ...

The inimitable Marta over at RealNetworks put together this fantastic Sex and the City trivia quiz. Okay, okay, I helped a little. And by "helped" I mean I sat in her office playing with Leo while she did all the work, and I was totally blown away by all her SatC knowledge. She's a Sex and the City genius!!!! These are tough questions. I'm interested to see how you all do. Click here to play!...

Ah, this makes me feel much better that the guy never wrote me back about Evil Beet's official sponsorship of Lindsay Lohan's birthday party. Because, like, I would have been happy to cash out my retirement savings for a shot at this. Lindsay Lohan's big 22nd birthday party has been canceled. Sources say that Linds was pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her. They were also having trouble attracting "corporate brands." WTF???? Evil Beet is an LLC!!!!! We would have d...

There's a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. I can't emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He did not put his penis in a vagina. That would have just turned my whole world upside-down. Clay's baby mama is 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's alleged "best friend." Word on the street is that Aiken will have an active role in raising the child, which is adorable....

Julianne's PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it's a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It's so catchy and fun. This album recently hit #1 on the country charts. I've called it before and I'm calling it again: this girl is gonna be huge. Oh, and her love interest in this video? Sooooo hot. Can someone set me up on a blind date with this guy, please? /> Julianne's PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it's a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It's so catchy and fun. This album recently hit #1 on the country charts. I've called it before and I'm calling it again: this girl is gonna be huge. Oh, and her love interest in this video? Sooooo hot. Can someone set me up on a blind date with this guy, please? ...