Spelling Bees Make Me Bitter May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Little-known fact about me: I'm a spelling bee champ. Yes, it's true. Back in 8th grade, I won my school's spelling bee. Then I won the regional spelling bee. And then I went to the state spelling bee, where I took home second place. Here's the thing: I should have won. The stupid kid who won misspelled the word "reticent" in the final round. He used an "s" rather than a "c." I knew he misspelled it, but I didn't speak up at the time, because I was 13 and terrified. The judges were retarded. I would have spelled...
So Creative! May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Some asswipe launched a website called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com. OMG no one has ever made that comparison before! So original and hilarious! But what's truly funny? The Google Ads running on the site. You can always count on Google Ads to pull through with the funny when nothing else will....
Christina Aguilera Rocks the Vote to Sleep May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized When Christina Aguilera's not busy getting totally fucking wasted at any number of LA hotspots, she's filming PSAs with her baby son, Max. In the new broadcast ad, set to debut later this summer, Aguilera sings a lullaby of "America the Beautiful" to her son, who was born in January. The Grammy winner said she didn't think twice about putting her son in the spot because it's "inevitable that he will be subjected to some amount of press," so it might as well be channeled into a good cause. "This election in...
50 Cent House Fire Deemed “Suspicious” May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized So I guess Fitty has been fighting with his ex-girlfriend about some huge house they own in Long Island. The girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, claims Fitty promised it to her, but now he's kicking her out along with the couple's 10-year-old son. So ... when the house was burnt down early on Friday morning, authorities started asking questions. You know, I don't think this fire was set on purpose, because there were six people inside, some of whom suffered injuries from smoke inhalation. The...
BACK OFF, BITCH! May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Katrina Bowden needs to stay the fuck away from my man. Look at him, laughing, flirting, joking with her. Having a good time. Being charming and wonderful. That is supposed to be me with Jason Lewis. Bitch. [gallery]...
SHE’S ALIVE!!!! May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Paris Hilton popped up at Narita Airport in Tokyo today. I assume she's there for the MTV Japan awards tonight (or yesterday or tomorrow or whatever ... Tokyo time confuses me). Paris had been MIA for OVER A WEEK. What was she doing????...
Or Maybe Angelina Didn’t Have the Twins … May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Says a rep for the couple: "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France." Hmmm. True or false? You decide....
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to Marry Tonight? May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized That's what the NY Post is reporting. And I really couldn't care less, except apparently Denise Richards knows all about it, since her girls are part of the wedding, and a source says that "she may even crash the event with a camera crew." Oh, man. That would be amazing. Also, Brooke is reportedly already pregnant, although of course no one will confirm that. Pregnancy before marriage: so hot right now....
Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized? May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours. No further details are available yet ... ...
Oh Joyous Day! The Brangelina Twins Are Here! May 30, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Word on the street is that Angelina has given birth to her two baby girls. She's reportedly named them Isla Marcheline (after Angelina's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom). RIDICULOUSLY CUTE! CONGRATS!!!...
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Some asswipe launched a website called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com.
OMG no one has ever made that comparison before!
So original and hilarious!
But what's truly funny?
The Google Ads running on the site.
You can always count on Google Ads to pull through with the funny when nothing else will....
When Christina Aguilera's not busy getting totally fucking wasted at any number of LA hotspots, she's filming PSAs with her baby son, Max.
In the new broadcast ad, set to debut later this summer, Aguilera sings a lullaby of "America the Beautiful" to her son, who was born in January. The Grammy winner said she didn't think twice about putting her son in the spot because it's "inevitable that he will be subjected to some amount of press," so it might as well be channeled into a good cause.
"This election in...
So I guess Fitty has been fighting with his ex-girlfriend about some huge house they own in Long Island. The girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, claims Fitty promised it to her, but now he's kicking her out along with the couple's 10-year-old son.
So ... when the house was burnt down early on Friday morning, authorities started asking questions.
You know, I don't think this fire was set on purpose, because there were six people inside, some of whom suffered injuries from smoke inhalation. The...
Katrina Bowden needs to stay the fuck away from my man.
Look at him, laughing, flirting, joking with her. Having a good time. Being charming and wonderful.
That is supposed to be me with Jason Lewis.
Bitch.
[gallery]...
Paris Hilton popped up at Narita Airport in Tokyo today.
I assume she's there for the MTV Japan awards tonight (or yesterday or tomorrow or whatever ... Tokyo time confuses me).
Paris had been MIA for OVER A WEEK.
What was she doing????...
Says a rep for the couple:
"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."
Hmmm.
True or false?
You decide....
That's what the NY Post is reporting. And I really couldn't care less, except apparently Denise Richards knows all about it, since her girls are part of the wedding, and a source says that "she may even crash the event with a camera crew."
Oh, man. That would be amazing.
Also, Brooke is reportedly already pregnant, although of course no one will confirm that.
Pregnancy before marriage: so hot right now....
Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours.
No further details are available yet ...
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Word on the street is that Angelina has given birth to her two baby girls.
She's reportedly named them Isla Marcheline (after Angelina's mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad's mom).
RIDICULOUSLY CUTE!
CONGRATS!!!...