Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What’s in the Bottle, Lindsay?

La Lohan goes shopping in Hollywood with some friends. She later changed clothes and went shopping in Hollywood again, in the same afternoon. And I'm only running one of the sets of pictures, because I am not going to pay for two fucking photos just because your ass changed clothes, Lindsay. Homey don't play that. Get a real job, Linds. So I was trying to decide which set of clothes to use for the photo, and I decided on this set because it gives you guys the opportunity to make fun of...

Samantha Ronson’s Suing Perez … Again

Six months after her defamation suit was tossed out of an LA court, Samantha Ronson wants it reinstated. She's claiming that her former lawyer -- whom she's also suing -- mishandled the case, and she wants another stab at Perez. For those of you who don't remember, Samantha sued Perez for claiming that she owned the cocaine found in Lindsay's car after her May 2007 DUI arrest. She'll make her appeal on Wednesday....

Yup, Charlie Sheen Got Married

The bad boy actor tied the knot on Friday night with Brooke Mueller, a 30-year-old real estate investor. The couple were introduced in 2006 by Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, who were among the 60 guests at the wedding. In lieu of wedding gifts, the newlyweds asked guests to donate to the Chrysalis: Changing Lives Through Jobs charity and to Pugs 'N Pals, a dog rescue charity. No reports of Denise Richards crashing the wedding with a semi-automatic weapon, so that's nice. ...